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Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Turkey Day, Minions!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Catching Up

Now that Auntie Heather's cold is finally clearing up (just a bit of a cough and sore throat left now), I thought I'd catch you all up with what's going on in my life. First, the Twilight movie: I haven't seen it yet. I'm going to. Definitely. But I'm really, really nervous about it. Of course, I'm always nervous to see a movie based on a book that I adore, but I keep hearing awful things about it, so I'm taking my time getting to the theater.

Second, I am in full-on holiday mode. Seriously. I want the lights up, the tree decorated, gifts shoved under the lowest branches, and Santa down the chimney while I blare Transiberian Orchestra's Carol of the Bells on the stereo. Black Friday is coming up and Auntie Heather and Uncle Paul go out every year at 3:30am. Turkey Day is almost upon us with the promise of cranberry sauce and family chatter. I'm ready for the holidays. Anxious, even. Bring it on, sleigh boy.

Third, writing. I have been super, super busy. Not only am I writing a creepy short story that will be included in an ITW anthology (proceeds go to RIF), but I'm also working on ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS, which is a monster to write. so much is going on and so much that I didn't see before I started writing it. A lot of stuff comes to a head in this book, and Vlad's life will change forever. I can't believe I'm almost done writing this series! Just one more book after this: TWELFTH GRADE KILLS. When I'm not working on those projects, I'm working on something new. But I'm keeping my lips zipped on that one. What I will say is that I've not felt so drawn to a story since Vlad...so that has to mean something.

That's about it for me, Minions. What about you? Catch me up on your lives and tell me I'm not the only one ready for the big guy to squeeze down the chimney.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Happy Birthday, Vlad!

It's Vlad's birthday! In honor of that, if you want to win an advanced copy of TENTH GRADE BLEEDS, check out Want My YA!

In other vampy news, the TWILIGHT movie is out, but I haven't seen it yet. Someone please tell me it's worth the money.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Have a Fangtastic Birthday, Jacob!



A very happy 15th birthday to my son, Jacob, who has absolutely been inspiration for Vlad, and who has made my life worth living. Jacob is known as "Pravus" on the forums and you can find him here on MySpace, Minions. Stop by and wish him a fangtastic birthday!

Monday, November 17, 2008

Auntie Heather Has Been a Bit Under the Weather



Sorry about the silence lately, Minions. First Auntie Heather had this weird cold-like bug, then a stomach virus, and now she has another cold/flu-like bug again. Sick for about a week now. And...I think I sprained my right pointer finger. Sucks to be me, right?

I did manage to get out to see a rather horrible rendition of Sweeney Todd, but other than that, I've been pretty much glued to the couch in the living room...or what is now referred to as the Den of Pestilence.

So, forgive your Auntie for her silence. She feels yucky.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Audiobooks Now Available!

For those of you who dig audiobooks, EIGHTH GRADE BITES and NINTH GRADE SLAYS are now available for download!

Thursday, November 06, 2008

TENTH GRADE BLEEDS News!


The big day has finally arrived! Go forth, my Minions, and pre-order the third book of the Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, TENTH GRADE BLEEDS!

To celebrate, I'll post the first chapter in the forum. :)=

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Auntie Heather's Gift to her Minions

Go forth, Minion Horde, and chat. You have a new forum!

My eyeballs are bleeding.

Okay, not really, but they feel like they could at any moment.

I've been staring at this Word doc for hours now, and I can't seem to finish this story the right way. The story is for a YA Thriller anthology, thanks to ITW (which rocks!) and Penguin (which rocks even more!). The proceeds will go to RIF, which is definitely a cause I believe in. So I wanna make the story worth reading.

But my eyes could bleed at any moment.

Still, I trudge forward...

So that's why the blog is so quiet lately, Minions. Your pressie is on its way. Just give me time.

What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'

"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding, sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale, New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part 'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM

"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB

"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark, biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES

"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure. Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES

"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern, it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH

"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE VAMPIRE

"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH