What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
14 Comments:
Yay, first comment! You sure sound busy. Good luck with all that. :)=
Book Battle??? Wow, I'd love that, but I wouldn't do good. I make good grades and stuff, but when it comes to quick thinking, I'm a dunce. My thinking speed is that of a snail's... Anyway, Congrats! And make your way down to Louisiana sometime, I would say around Halloween, too. New Orleans is famous for it's awesome haunted houses. ;)
Lol, ah, i luv qoutign musicals...
Anyway, that sounds awesome Auntie Heather! Wish i coudl get over there, but alas i am cramed with work...again -_-
How abotu coming here to Ny or NJ? It can be nice here to...we have...parades adn...stuff
Jess
That does sound like busy stuff, Auntie Heather!!! Wish I could have been at the Book Battle! I might have done well, depends on the books. Can't wait til you blog again. Until the, I'll be up to my vampire ways, as always...
Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.
OndrejPavelecLuvrFan#1
Chris:)=
normal would be milk-covered people and flying vampire cows.
Hi Heather,
I met you today at the Independence B&N. Thanks again for signing our books and for thinking of us. It was great to meet you.
Carrie
Sounds like you had fun :)=
...And we loved having you at our event, Heather!!! Thank you for joining us! Ms. Grissom, Holman Library Media Specialist, Pattonville Book Battle Committee
Hey Heather! Im a student at Bridger Middle school and I just want to say thank you SO MUCH for coming! Everybody loved you and you were a HUGE hit! Ive overheard several people saying they want to die thier hair like yours. :) I was lucky enough to get more than one autograph from you AND a picture! Im so excited. Everyone who got an autograph is treauring it!!! I dont know if you remeber but Im the girl whos iPod you signed. :D Bye Heather! Thanks again!
hey today there was a book fair and i saw that vlad was sold out and they had to order more!!! i am so happy. when ever i passes by the books cover picutre in the hall i would put my hand on the pic and mumbble something good.
awesome auntie! I'm its sounds so much fun. specially the Book Battle. wow, that is awesome. check ya later.
luv AVL
Hey Auntie, how was your mother's day?
Hey,Auntie Heather, that does sound really crazy! It was just like my week, band practice, band concert, then Talent show!!!! Crazy times huh?????!? How was ur mothers day?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
-Yours in Eternity,
Vlads Girl ♥
Does anyone here like James Patterson? Specially the Maximum Ride series>>?
luv AVL
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