What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
16 Comments:
I am dying to read Tenth Grade Bleeds! I'm going to buy it the day it comes out!!!!
I find that oddly strange. I can't make it it to the party!(again) how disappionting. ( Also my computer was overrun with viruses so I have not been able to come on here for awhile) :(=
Sweet dude i'm still hoping for the party, auntie, still hoping. keep those fangs crossed.
luv AVL
Oh auntie heather (or any other minions), i'm using right now punk-color for my hair from hottopic (i didnt realize they had special effects)and i wasnt sure if -when used right, which i think i didnt- it'll color my pillow case?
luv AVL
Auntie Heather: I can't vaaaait for it to come out ! My mom said I can get it on the FIRST DAY!!! ( :
AVL:The punk-color is it real hair-dye? Or like just the ones that you can wash out with shampoo? Cause if it's the one you can wash out with shampoo, it shouldn't happen? :S
&&, you are soo lucky you have a Hottopic in the states. There's not hot topic in canada and Im dying to get stuff from there.
Its like shampoo wash out it washes out in 5-10 washes. but it hasnt rubbed off yet so i dont think it will. FReAk13 u can go to hottopic.com and order their stuff.
luv AVL.
Punk Color isn't bad! I use Special Effects, because it doesn't fade at all.
Kk thanks auntie, your hair looks awesome by the way. im bout to write my mom a short little letter, about my aunt doing my hair, because, i might have fangs, but i got no back-bone when it comes to my mom! lol lol lol. but i always do that when im trying to ask for sumpen.
luv AVL
AVL: Lol, it'll probably fade soon.
&&, the shipping here is like 40 bucks. Than yah. But im going to the states this summer. :D
Auntie: So you shop there? Do your minions ever see you?(Lol, sorry but th eidea that my favourite author shops at an awesome store is waaaayy awesome.)
I can't wait for TGB!!!!
Too bad the paperback doesn't come out at the same time as the hardback. I have paperbacks of the first two books, so the hardback won't match. But I have to get TGB as soon as possible, so I'll deal with non-matching books. :D
i would love if you would come to my school. and i dont think that that punk color on you was bad. see, i am nice. and letting you know i cant wait to read TGB!!!
FULL MOON
paints the sky with the sun
masterpiece in the night sky...
*cookieblossom*
Everything is so quiet lately.
Where is everyone ?
Well, I'm here, but I'm new. And since a lot has been said about hair color, I have to say that I'm excited about getting pink highlights this summer! But not as excited about seeing Auntie Heather at a book signing in Saint Louis!! Hey Auntie Heather...if you read this would you mind making a post about the signings...how early to show up, if we need to bring our own books, handicap seating, how many people usually show, any fun things that happened in past ones...things like that. Thanks and i love Vlad!!!
FReAK13 - Auntie Heather is rushing to finish writing this book. Agent wants it on Monday. AAAAAH!!!
Niki - What a great idea! Watch for it in the next day or two.
ty for the info auntie
o0o0h, that makes a lot of sense Auntie Heather!
Hope the writing's going well. :)=
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