What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
15 Comments:
i'd come, but i live pretty far away. oh well...i hope you have fun!!!
i want to come so bad i love that ther is a chance for me to go!!!
i want to go i would if i could but i cant
i live in Florida!!!
but as Alexis says "Have fun!" i hope ya'll the best
and i want you to understand
I WANT TO BLING SO BAD I WOULD KILL!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HAVE PURPLE BLING AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR BLING!!!
and it is my friends b-day!!!
thank you for your patience!!!
tell your friend happy birthday for me!!! =P
NOOOOOO! I live in Canada!!! Wahh!
i want bling
but im in texas
that sucks
grrr...
nooo! *sigh* i live far away too :'( maybe next time. have fun to all that are going! i want some purple bling so bad!! :)=
oh auntie, i have a question about bling...if we do want to get some, are you only giving out purple? or can we still get the original? i love them both, but i wasn't sure if you were switching all together...have fun again!!
minion julz :)=
I went, and I must say it was amazing. Lots of fun! I blared "I'm Not Okay" in your honor on the way home. Cheers, Heather! Loving my Minion buttons, though I didn't get the purple one.
can i request the color of biling i want when i send in my envelope with mony?
2 days no feed back... o well
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0 i want a black hoody with a read smily so bad .. i shall atempent to make one
Patience, Michael - Auntie Heather does have books to write, y'know. ;)
Go ahead and drop a note in with your bubble envelope to request a specific kind of Bling. Also, you can make a Vlad hoodie, but please do not offer them for sale.
Sary auntie heather i will be patience.thank you for your feed back im mailing u my envelope tonight(my parents know of corse). and i have no plans to sell the hoody if i make one :)= happy hunting
Auntie Heather gess what!!!
i own the first and secont book in ur searies and i hav read them both. cant weight untill u wright more of vlads stories!!!! :)= happy hunting
my bling envelope has been picked up by the post office u should get it in a few days thanx agen!!! :)= happy hunting
O by the way auntie haether....I HAVE RECRUTED U A NEW MIONION!!!.I have used my amazing vampier powers to turn my close frind Barie in to a lover of your books!!!Now he cant get enouf of vlad! :)= happy hunting
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