What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
20 Comments:
I don't celebrate Valentines Day either. Though, I have no problem supporting candy companies over commercialization of the holiday by buying lots of their products. :D
Same here. Who cares about the cards and hearts? I just enjoy the candy. Yum.
I've got a girlfriend, so we're going to hang out for the day tomorrow, but we're not doing the whole gift giving thing, cause that's just kind of dumb.
And I do enjoy consuming large amounts of candy as well :P
I LIVE FOR CANDY HEARTS, but I don't like Valentine's day because it reminds me that I don't have anyone to celebrate it with :(
happy anti-valentines day!!! valentines is retarded. but i get candy from school. yay candy!
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day, but I will say it just to be in the spirit for those who do. Usually, I call it something else. These are the cards I gave out last year on Myspace (I'll probably give them out again.)
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Animation_Fantation/Valentine2.jpg
Although, today is a day I do celebrate! Happy Friday the 13th my fellow Minions, and Auntie Heather! There are gonna be three this year including this one and the one next month! Woohoo!
Whoops, link didn't work. Oh well, but it says "Happy Day the Government Made Up To Make Us Buy Stuff!(aka Valentine's Day!)" ^^
I liek the candy...everyting else i'm not too fond of...
It's friday the 13th!? Awesome! i luv friday the 13th!
Jess
Happy Anti-Valentine's day!!!!! i'm like so lame i get ppl candy for tomorrow instead its called Caitie-Bug Day (my mom's idea) instead of valentine's day, as lame as it it LOL.
I HATE VALENTINE's DAY!!!!!! i crossed out Valentine's day on my calander and wrote Blood's day, so happy Blood's day!!! And Happy Friday The 13th!!!!
luv AVL
num yummy candy......
luv AVL
i hate valentines day. even though im a girl, it is just a day for guys to get girls crappy stuffed animals and hearts. it sucks. i dont get it, and i never will.
>:(
oh, but the candy is good. except for those little hearts that say crap. those taste like chalk.
>:(
idk... i think valentines day is a bit nice. i'd rather celebrate it with my friends though :]
its my little brothers birthday s he thinks he's some sort of cupid x]
i like the candy. thats it. other than that, it's a waste of time.
i guess it's nice if you have someone to spend it with.
I reject Valentines Day and substitute Halloween. I'm even wearing my 'Trikc or Treat' shirt ^_^
I do like the abundance of chocolate my mother supplies me with, though xD
And since I've been busy and didn't get a chance to comment on the last blog, good luck with your surgery Auntie Heather!!
Meh, I don't really care much about v-day.
But I do remember as a kid getting cards and lots of candy.
XD
hey auntie u shud call this day death to cupid day instead....((as my bf has sed))
Happy Anti-Valentines Day~
Sorry i'm sorta late..
My laptop broke so i wont be able to check up on ur blog often x-x;
Happy belated Anti-Valentine's Day!! I don't like Valentine's Day either, and I hate solid chocolates (they make me sick), but not Hershey's candy bars. I will always but those. Valentine's Day bites, bleeds, and slays.
Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.
Chris:)=
me no likey valentines...what's with the chocolate and the roses seriously you could give that to anyone anyday...and just to prove my point i wear black that day
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