What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
20 Comments:
OK Auntie Heather, wow, your like ronculous, you know that? ow, my head, ow still sick, not fun, not fun at all lol.
luv AVL
whoops i ment to write ridonulous
luv AVL
GRRRRRRR!!!!!! i mean ridonculous! Jeeze im slow today.
Poor auntie. If it makes you feel better i'm swarmed in new work...and problems...woo
I hoep you don't hurt you feel better AVL
Jess
Ugh, I hate working. If this makes you feel any better: YAY AUNTIE HEATHER!! :)=
Ugh, I keep trying to keep up with my writing and I even still write stuff down that gives me ideas for my story but I just can't get motivated into writing. I feel like I have better stuff to do, and that my writing isn't going as well as I want it. Does that happen to you? It's killing me! I want to write, but I'm never satisfied with my work. Maybe it's because I'm still just a kid... :(
good luck auntie heather, i have quite a bit of work myself...if it's any consolation.
Ahh i have lots of school work toos D:
But good luck on your work :D
I'm getting a vacation in 2 weeks! Wooh~ x3
It sounds like you really need a very long nap :)=
Thanks vampyjess lol. thats why i havnt got to get my hair cut yet, *sigh* lol. Goodluck AUntie Heather with.....finishing and being good.... while not going mentally unstable.... and stuff... yeah.
luv AVL
Welcome AVL
Good luck Auntie Heather...again.
Jess
i feel bad for you, auntie. having so much work. but i laughed when you said headdesk. i do that a lot in school...haha
im sooo sorry for you. i am pretty much the same though with my english paper. GRRRR!!!!! i should probably go write it...
Auntie, I love that you don't procrastionate on your books!!!
Good luck Auntie Heather!!!
This is really lame and off topic but I just wanna say something lol. You know who I always pictured as Henry's older brother? (sorry forgot his name). I pictured him as Bug Hall, he was in this Disney movie Get a Clue and other stuff.
I pictured Henry's brother as Bug Hall with his hairstyle/cut from Get A Clue, as lame as it is lol.
Well thats weird but thats who I pictured him as lol.
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3000893721/ is where you can see a good clip of him lol.
luv AVL
wow i didnt realize how many times i wrote lol whoops
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hee hee hee i at school
poor auntie...but u know. i think by the end of it, it will be GREAT! so try not to stress to much over it.
thank god theres another book coming out thank u Auntie Heather.
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