What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
44 Comments:
o0o0o0o0o0o cool! god i love vlad, i wish i met him, well if he was real, but he is in my mind, and i hang out wif him all the time in my mind:)= crazzzzyyyyyy minion. i am like getting so many shirts from there, i will be saving much birthday money....
Luv AVL
if any minions out there know a lot of vlad's good phrases pleeeeeaaaassseeee write them here, i am making a vlad
sk8t b0aRd on zazzle and i have a pic of him and his 'i'm a creature of the night, for god's sakes!' phrase on it, i wanna randomly put his words on it along wif his pic lol.
luv AVL
snap they're lovely :D
Hahaha, awesome. Also the "I kissed Henry McMillan and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" one is hilarious XD Though, everyone who hasn't read the books would be wondering who he is. XD
And I don't know any Vlad phrases (none that I can remember with my bad memory) but one by Henry that is hilarious:
"That's so gross. I love it!"
XD
that one was awesome, tho that is gross he kisssssed that girl who was twelve and he was almost fourteen :/ lol.
i love that shirt, but i wouldnt get it cause i couldnt do that to vlad, ya know what, i might get that shirt and wear itaround my brothers! they would be cursing up a storm n be like WHO IS HENRY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! dude i am laughing my butt off thinking bout that.
Luv AVL
OMG! lol I loved that "It's a Minion thing" t-shirt i couldn't stop laughing :)=
It's too kewl for words ;)
Jess
Minion shirts, finally
Glad you all like them! Actually, only the hoodies are new. the zazzle site has been up for about six months. :)=
i've been trying to save for minion shirts since you posted the blog wif the i love otis t-shirts.
luv AVL
i love all of them!! *sigh* just another thing to add to my list of awesome things to buy :)=
HOODIES I WANT ONE.... BUT I GOT 2 BUY PRESENTS 4 X-MAS!!!!!
Nice hoodies! :D I seriously love all the shirts, too :) I've got the "Edward Cullen may be hot..." one, and hopefully sometime I'll have the Otis Otis one as well. Gotta love Otis and his awesomeness! :D
That sutff is SOOOOO cool! I'd love to buy it but my mom would never let me order stuff over the internet. :(
But I still love Vlad Tod!!!!
haha so true! otis is amazing!! hey Zombie, what site did you get the "Edward Cullen may be hot..." shirt?? i can't seem to find it anywhere...
Hmm, I got it from that site, but I don't see it anywhere either o_O Maybe Auntie Heather knows what happened to it?
It says "Edward Cullen may be hot but Vladimir Tod would let you cheat off him in math class," if you didn't get a chance to see it before it's mysterious disappearance, blackleaper :)
SIX MONTHS!? Dude...I'm oblivious....
hahaha!! thanks Zombie :)!! that's weird though...wonder where it went?
-Julz
Hmmm...somehow some shirts got marked as Private, and I can't undo it. So...I'll remake them. they'll all be back up tonight!
o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o cooool auntie! i seen that shirt when i first went on, i loved it, vlad is sooo coool.
Luv AVL ok dude now i cant wait for christmas, 6days!
Ohmygoshohmygosh You're right. Christmas.... *.*
I second what Camidee said.
oh, haha that explains it! thank you auntie heather :)=
oooh haha CHRISTMAS!! yay!!!
NEW YORK GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW YORK YANKEES!!!!!!!!
luv AVL
Why are you yelling team names?
My yard is covered in a sheet of ICE!!!
Um i just wanted to yell my fave baseball and football teams XD!
its thunder storming here
luv AVL
I see.
Cool...
Lmao, its snowing here. Like lots and lots. Cuz its canada. >,..,<
Awesome. We only have four inches here. Including the sheet of ice that coated the area last night.
whooops i meant snow storm, its like fourteenn inches here, not joking, actually is, seriously.
luv AVL
Wow. Wanna trade?
Yeah sure! but alas, we cant trade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLAH!!!!
:(=
luv AVL
*sigh*
It's so BRIGHT out. I'm blinded *~*
ugh, it snowign again...and ice...it all slippery adn hard... and i wanted to make a snowman where the head wouldn't fall off *pouts*
yeah, i hate it when the snow makes it hard to see
Jess
The kind that is like a shell over the ground? That's what I have, plus an inch of powdered sugar-like snow on top.
Haha, 'with sugar on top'
Yeah, but I personally find it more pretty than annoying (I live in the country, where it's pretty good looking in the yard all year long)
Anyway... so what does everyone want for their winter holiday (assuming that everyone whose commenting either ignores this or actually celebrates something, no offense if someone doesn't celebrate in late December :\)? RJ would love to get a computer for Christmas.
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! thats pretty tite
hmmmm well...... I would say that I would like a gift card for Barnes and Noble. :)=
mostly books, gift card to walmart, or borders. we were supossed to go to a christmas show today, but more snow, so no:(=
luv AVL
First night of Hannukah tonight! Woo!
yeah...anywayz, i wouldn't mind some gift cards, some jeans/belts/long-sleeved shirts (i wore mine all out....so sad), and that's basically it...i not need much.
it was snowign this morning, then rain....now i have to go shovel -_-
Jess
o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo that sounds koooooolio! -not the snow- how long does Hannukah last?
luv AVL
Hey Auntie Heather r u gonna put an excerpt of the TGB on the read it section?????? i've been dying to read at least a lil of it....
luv AVL
Happy Hanukkah! Those sound pretty cool, I already got a gift card to Barnes and Noble from my Aunt...
Hope you all get what you want!
AVL If i am correct i believe that Hanukkah lasts eight days..... but i could be wrong :(
Calenders usually mark the beginning and I think the end of it.
auntie heather, i found the perfect button for you at hot topic. it said "Caution: Biteing range" and it had some vampire teeth covering it! so i bought it along with a coffin bookbag. not like the one discribed in nineth grade slays, unfortunatly, but it was normal bookbag with a bunch of coffins on it, i know it sounds lame, but its not, it full of awesomeny goodness! ^-^
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