What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
22 Comments:
O0o0o0o0o0 happy birthday Jacob! i have a charactor named Jacob in my ***** (surprise) i'm writing :)=
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0o0o0o0o happy birthday Jacob! i have a charactor named Jacob in my ***** (surprise) i'm writing :)=
(Edited to add) i would go on your Myspace to wish you a happy bday but i dont have one and i cant get on the message bord so
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACOB!~!~!~!~!~!~!
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Happy Birthday Jacob. I would tell you so on the message board but we don't generally cross paths there.
Many happy returns.
Happy Birthday Jacob ^^!
Happy B-day Jacob! Happy 15th and many more!
Jess
Happy day of becoming into existance :)=
Happy Birthday Jacob! I may not know you but any body who is a Brewer rocks! I love your videos on youtube and especially love your moms writing. Feel special that she uses you as an inspiration! Have a fangtastic day!
Yaaaaaaay!! You should tell him all your Minions wish him a Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good birthday, Jacob! ^ ^
Yaaaaay!! Plus, it's cool. I just turned 15 last month. I didn't get many present but I did get my favorite cake. Strawberry cake with cream cheese icing. Mmmmmmm...
that sounds good...i want cake...
Anywayz, i fifteen any differnt from fourteen? cause thirteen to fourteen doesn't feel like much
Jess
Happy 15h Birthday Jacob, and many more!!!!!!!!!! *ur videos rock!!!!!!! :)= * Enjoy!!!
yay yay jacob happy buuuurfday
happy birthday jacob![:
i hope its a rad one!
happy belated birthday jacob!!! can i call you jake??? happy belated birthday jake!!!
OK! Auntie Heather i wasnt able to get on and post my joke for the mini contest on the message bord so i have to post it here, sorry if it wont count, i aint shor if it will but here goes nothing---
Vlad walks up to a girl in the park at night, “Love sucks,” she said.
“I know, it can bit, bit hard.” Vlad said, glistening his fangs by the moon light.
“Follow me,” Vlad said leading her behind a tree. Five minutes later, to vampires walk from behind the tree. “We need another,” the girl vampire said to the Vlad. “Three’s a crowd,” Vlad said confused. “We need a crowd.” She said, glistening her own fangs with the moon light. “No, a crowd will bring angry mod, angry mobs bring garlic, pitch forks, and sun block remover,” Vlad said, “And I do not want more sun burn!” Vlad said. The girl vampire walks over to another boy, and bits him from behind, right in his neck. “Oh now look what you did!” Vlad said. The newly bitten vampire turns to see the girl who bit him, “I knew you were angry at me but I didn’t know you would go this far!” the boy said, it was her ex-boy friend. “Oh man! Love really sucks!” the girl vampire said. Vlad, stood against the tree shaking his head. “I told you it love bits, really, really hard.” He said, moving up at the tree and leaping threw the tree tops. “So, you come here often?” her now ex-bf vampire said. “Urgh!” she said jumping following after Vlad, her true love, “Chicks, pain in my neck!” the now boy vampire said. She follows Vlad, finds him and kisses him. “NO! MEREDITH!!!” the vampire screams. “Oh man,” he says starting to tear up. Another girl walks by, “Out with the old and in with the new!” he said following after the girl. Vlad and Meredith see, “Woman-Biter!” Vlad said.
I know the joke isn’t funny, actually its really lame. but at least I tried! And I didn’t enter any other of Auntie’s contest so I needed to enter this one!
And remember-----
“don’t stop,---- biting, (music playing Na Na Na Na Na) hold on to that feeling!” by journey,(real version don’t stop believing) and edited by me!
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oh i forgot that hole 'woman-biter' thing i did instead of 'womanizer', yea not funnie LoL
Luv AVL. p.s sorry for all the post i forgot to say that
Lol, it was pretty funny...and i think i can see so many jokes in a row...
Jess
Hahaa thanx Jess LoL
Luv AVL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VLAD!!!!! AND JACOB EVEN THOUGH YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST!!!! AND TWILIGHT IS OUT TODAY!!! LOL!!! I AM GOING TO SEE IT ON TUESDAY SO IF ANYONE SEE'S IT PLEASE DONT TELL MY ANYTHING! LOL! VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD!!
Luv AVL
0_0 AVL,did you have too much sugar?
Jess
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