What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
107 Comments:
grrr... we need to know !!!!
i can wait. today in school i had such an urge to come to your website and see who won. but since you didn't post it yet...i'll just wait...
Will you be posting the winner's pics/drawings/etc.
Congrats to the winners also.
Gargh! I have to wait more?!
Anyway have fun tonight on Hallow's End!
Man, I'm so anxious to see the winners! Hopefully trick-or-treating will be able to distract me from that ^^; Good luck to everyone who entered :)
good luck to you too, zombie!!! that's a good question minion 38-14. i want to see teh winners drawing too...
Yes, I'll post the winners' artwork. :)
Yes, I'll post the winners' artwork. :)
Are corsets really that fun to wear? lol I decided I might as well go as a dead witch. I had a some parts of cotumes missing and others I couldn't wear (too small). The mask of a skull, a witch costume, and some wig. XD Anyway, Happy Hallow's Eve, Auntie!
yay!!! winner's artwork!!!!!!!!
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look!!! it's fangs!!!!! thanx, nato!!! (my little brother)
Can you post all of the artwork?
HAppy All Hallows Eve!
So far, i've gone trick-ortreating, met my friends, and our candy bowl was stolen with all teh candy in it...Very evil if u ask me.
Anyway, can't wait for the winner of the contest results adn happy Halloween to the rest of ya!
Jess
Happy Halloween again!! Can't wait to go trick-or-treating!!!! :)=
that is a lot of entries. i would steal the bowl of candy too. it's free candy!!!!
i might also "borrow" a bowl of candy.....:)=
i guess, but my mom got REALLY mad...so now we r giving out our bad candy (the onbes we don't like) :P
Some lady gave me adn my brother granola bars lol
Jess
granola bars??? one year, a lady gave out little drinks. y'know, like juice and stuff. not shots like a brewski or anything. even though that would be really cool!!!
so heather, who won???
.....Good job to all the winners. I'm glad they won. They really are good! I wasn't expecting to win anyway. I suck at drawing. At least I tried right? I'll stick with drawing Vlad's sign on my arm with magic markeer. Congrats to those who won! You turly are talented. :)
... I won? The grand prize? ... pinch me please, I'm dreaming. Wow, I was totally not expecting that, but man... I'm really excited and honored that Auntie Heather likes my picture (Thank you so much, Auntie!) :) I really love love love the other winners' pictures (and I wish I could see more of the entries- they're probably super amazing!) Congrats! And... now I need some sleep ^^;
By the way- did everyone have a great Halloween?
Congrats winner's! Ur pics rock!
Halloween was good, and urs?
Oh, adn i learnd that animal planet has the MOst Extreme blooduskcers coutdown....it was kewl adn unexpected lol
Jess
YES ALL THOSE PICS ROCKED!!!!!!!!!
Luv AVL
congrats everyone! i kinda knew i wasn't gonna win. it's just the luck i have. i love the winners' pictures, especially samantha villa's. it's so cute!!!
oh i love all of the pictures!! congrats to the winners!! halloween was great! i went to my friends birthday party, and she did fear factor, and i had to eat a real cricket!!! O.o it was bad!! :)= hope everyone else had a great halloween!
Hey Auntie can you post the other artwork? Or is there way to many?
boobooboo
im not sure my pic even go to you yet~.~
dude i love all of those pictures :D my favorite one is the last one its pretty raddd
auntie, you should show your other favorite pictures!!! i would love to see all the pictures draw by more artistic people than me!!!!!
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i like pictures!
Remember to set ur clocks back an hour!...i think!
Jess
Congrats Zombie. You really do win.
I didn't even enter, I couldn't very well do anything Vlad-like on paint and I don't have a camera or scanner with which to put things on a computer.
The second place one is really cool, but Otis' hair confuzzles me. :(
wow those are a lot better than mine. zawmby what did you use to make it? is it some kind of computer program? i used a wierd tyoe of paper, so it looks bad because there a spots everywhere without color. i used a scene when Henry beat Vlad at that video game.(I cant remember the name right now)
tomorrow is Asian Day at my school! YAY! i get to talk about mangs, and Aya Hirano!
-amanda^^
I'm glad everyone seems to have had a good Halloween! I had fun trick-or-treating, and then sat in front of the TV until 2 am when I got home, watching Ghost Hunters Live (oh I am such a nerd xD) I was pretty tired the next day ^^;
I used a computer program called Photoshop, Amanda :) It's quite a handy program, but time consuming too. Also, that's a cool choice for a scene to draw, I really liked that one :D
AND expensive, I hear. My sister said it sells in the Apple store for like $700.
Of course, my sister could very well be totally wrong.
guess we'll never know. unless someone DOES know and they tell us. that's a different story.
Yeah, it is really crazily expensive, for the really super crazy advanced versions of it. Mine, however, Photoshop 'elements' meaning it pretty much just has some basic stuff and not all the crazy cool other stuff the huge expensive versions come with. I bought it with my drawing tablet, so the total cost was only around $150, and I don't really need all the stuff in the full version, so I get by fine with just this one :)
$150! oh my @*&#%$ god!!! that's a lot of money for some program thing you put on your computer!!! then again, if you use it, i guess it's worth it.
Nice... that makes sense, Apple has a reputation of being expansive (but worth almost every cent). Don't you think?
haha. almost. ALMOST. guess what? i love you all!!! and i'm not just saying that!!!
Well, it wasn't just the program hat was $150, it was my drawing tablet too (but there are programs waaay more expensive than $150, trust me). Apple is very expensive, but yeah, it definitely is worth it!
Spread the love! <3
okay...did u have to much candy alexis?
Anyway, Apple stuff is expansive but for a good reason.
Jess
too much candy?! what makes you say that?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
...ok. sorry about that. no i didn't have too much candy. i just love all of you. not like loooove you. more like...how do i describe it...family love or friend love? y'know? i'm not in love with all of you. i love you all as friends. does anybody love me back??? oh! zombie!!! thank you for supporting my love fest!!!
Just watch, all of the apple stuff you got now will be dead in 1 to 2 years when they have better stuff...(also meaning more expensive)
that's usually what happens. not like i know anything about apple stuff. you want to talk computers, ask my older brother all the questions. not me.
I like you all like friends. i wish school had more people like you. (Did i just say like all of those likes?!) *is goign crazy at the moment and then calms down*
sorry, i had a moment...
That's true Zombie, in fact, i remember when all of the gameboys were expansive adn popular...now my brother wants to sell his/mine.
Jess
Dang...i post mine but i loss.................w/e (whatever)
ohh wow! those are all really good! Congrats everyone! =]
I hope everyone had a bloody good time on Halloween!
XDD
Good Job Guys! ;)
...I 'twas a Vampire Princess for Halloween...chrome fangs, pink hair, black nail polish, and a tiara! It 'twas great fun and I got TONS of candy! (yummyumm Reese's!)
I hope everyone had a bloody great time!
=]
Teehee, HAhahahahahahahha HEHEHEHEHEHHHHH HYAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Well yes, that IS how consumer stuff and such works, they show you a new thing that they made, tell you that your old thing isn't good enough, pretty much tell you that if you don't get the new thing that you're a failure, then refuse to let you even do anything on the old thing because the new thing is better.
I would know, I have a laptop and iPod that are both old models and can't adapt anything new. /)_<
Oh yes, you can now click on my name!! MUAHAHAHA
Congrats everyone!!!
congrats 2 the winners. those pix were mad awesome!! i drew a pic (not a very good one i might add) but kept 4getting to send it. o well guess thats just my luck!! ill try next time and I WILL WIN!!! teeheeheeheehee!!
hey, guess what??? idk my bff jill.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I really hate how old things can't sink up with old things, and especially when new things can't adapt to old ones!
I have a powerpoint i made on my computer adn doesn't work on my teachers! i worked so hard on it!!!!!
Anyway, congrats again to the winners.
the very tired,
Jess
My problem is this 'Drive E' thing that won't let me add things like security programs and games.
What the heck, Alexis? Sugar high much?
...
I love that commercial.
no, just feeling very random today. it's always a good day to be random. but it might creep out the people around you. now, who loves the freecreditreport.com commercials??? i know i do!!! there's a website with all the videos AND lyrics!!!
I see I see I see....
I haven't gone to that website.
huh, that's interesting.
I'm still so tired...school is so life draining. I wish i had that enthusiasm (sp?) u have alexis, i coudl use it right now.
Jess
I love the free credit report.com commercials! that guys actually lypsyncs (spelling?) and he's french or something. random story of the day...i was sleeping @ my friends house and a twilight preview comes on... I go and sit about 2 inches from the TV. And my friend TURNS THE TV OFF!!! so i haven't actually seen an entire preview yet. soundtrack comes out tomorrow! :P
-amanda^^
i only want that paramore song i heard was on it...it's on it right?
I luv paramore! Anyone else in here(out there)?
Jess
yea the guy from the commercials is actually french. if anybody wanted the website, it's www.freecreditreportband.com
i just saw one of the guys that's on it, Perry Ferrel he was okay. I went to this concert encouraging people to vote. It was him, beastie boys, sheryl crow, norah jones and ben harper.
-amanda^^
Hm, why might they have done that?
Well, if Anonymous is allowed to random then so am I. The quote of the day (according to myself and my friend) is "And he took the coffee."
how dare he take the coffee? wait...was it his coffee???
Congratulations to the winners!!!!! I wish I had had the time to enter a drawing, but I didn't' get a chance to even start one :( oh well, the winning ones look Fangtastic!! And I would just like to say.. Apple rules over everything!!! They win, they just do. They are better hands down. Oh, and yes, photoshop is expensive, but technically its not By Apple, so you cant blame them for its cost. It is by Adobe, so its their price. Just getting that out there :)=
Yes well, my sister found it on the Apple store, and I forgot. Sorry, I tend to miss one minor detail all the time.
It was actually his (the Riddler *like from, you know, Batman*'s) COPY, and my friend stole his notebook, then he was sad, then they made a copy and gave him the original one back, then he hunted them down and killed them, and he took the copy, but I thought she said coffee, so thus, the quote of yesterday.
the quote of today should probably come into existence later, or not at all [ :( ]
well, today is the big day! no, i am not talking about the presidential race, i am talking about the Twilight soundtrack. woot! anyone have it yet?
Anyone here have a zazzle account? i want one. you can design shirts of any kind and sell them. there are some really cool shirts, while others are just stupid.
-amanda^^
Nice, personally I think that the next President is a little more of a minority than a movie soundtrack (one that completely disagrees with my taste, to boot).
I'm fasting today for the election.
Just throwing that out there, if someone was offended, then one, get over it, I live in America, FREEDOM OF SPEECH LOOK IT UP. And two, I wasn't trying to offend you. :(
Let's keep politics off the blog, please. That alone should keep arguments to a minimum. Thanks!
WOOT WOOT!!twilight soundtrack came out today and i cant wait to get it!!! i have a bit of a twilight obsession so dont mind me really i cant wait to see the movie either! and i saw the whole movie trailer on tv...i see it all the time. did anybody see the new paramore video for decode which, might i add, IS on the movie soundtrack?? itz got more scenes from the movie and itz totally awesome!!!
Yes, indeed.
Remember, the English language has the best description for the word, 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking insects.
so we need ta keep "many bloodsucking insects" off the blog?? teehee
that's so funny!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
amanda I know I'm late but I have a zazzle acount (just got it)but I have not made anything yet (it's very confusing!) :)
love ya'll,
Breeze
amanda I know I'm late but I have a zazzle acount (just got it)but I have not made anything yet (it's very confusing!) :)
love ya'll,
Breeze
Yes, indeed. Get rid of the ___'s then! XD
Man I could never draw like that...
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has anyone else noticed the time on here? It's just plain weird. like some anonymous random person
love ya'll,
Breeze
( <3 spread the love!)
ill get rid of them...if u tell me where they r...=)
Hello? Any1 here?
love ya'll,
Breeze
(spread the love <3 )
i am here...or not...
What times r u speaki of? I'm lost...where what were we talkign about?
Jess
im here toooo!!!! and she meas the times that show up after u post something like some say itz like 3 something...and its clearly not 3 anything =/
yeh what babiblu said.
love ya'll,
Breeze
Im soooooooooooooooooooo bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love ya'll,
Breeze
(spread the love <3 )
HELP ME!!! Evil giant frogs are trying to eat me and my little sisters! And they're poison dart frogs too.I am terrified that I might not survive the night. Now I see who is controlling them: my worst enemy: the math teacher!! There goes brat #1(taken by a bright blue frog) After five minutes brat #2 is taken(by a bright pink frog) Nooo,there goes Buggy, my favorite(taken by a dull green frog) I hear sirens in the distance. As they come nearer, the sirens grow louder. The frogs seem frightend. The door burst open and in comes the Giant Evil Frog Exterminatores(sp?)
love ya'll,
Breeze
lol@breeze arent there any pretty orange frogs?? like back up??
yes babiblu there is but they are surronding the outside of the house so you cant see them
love ya'll,
Breeze
(spread the love <3 )
What the heck?
Dear Babiblu, they are my enemies... and they are *speaks in Batman growl*
......i am so lsot right now.....
-_- i give up. Some things are not meant to be understood, especially at this hour.
Jess
Oh, we're going for lost!
90 comments. Wh00t mai brothas!
...Okay...
92 :P
Jess
WOOT WOOT!!!!! for the orange frogs. lol@rj whats with the batman thing?? NERD!!!! ^_^ no its cool...i saw dark knight too!!
Batman. Is. Awesome.
Period.
I never was a huge Batman fan before I saw the Dark Knight, but after that.... yeah.
Though I DID like Begins, it was a little too scary for me (a little nine year old watching it)
Thanks, no one's ever called me a nerd before... well maybe my sister did, but she doesn't count.
i never really liked batman either till i saw dark knight (for free i might add!!) and im not really sure which one i liked before that...probably batman begins too (its on this sunday on cartoon network...dont miss!!!) ooo ooo ooo and the one with catwoman but yea. im not really into superhero movies much
lol ur welcome!! i call everybody a nerd so dont feel too special lol
Oh :(
I think that superhero movies are getting a lot better these days, just look at what is becoming Batman and Iron Man (I really liked the movie)?
Now I'm practically a fangirl >_< XD
i never saw iron man it didnt look that good to me
It didn't look good to me either, I thought it was actually really good though.
to each their own i guess
Did you see it and not like it?
If you haven't seen it or don't know everything about it then I don't think you're really entitled to judge it, you ought to know the old saying.
i wasnt judging it im just saying its not something i wanna see because it looks dumb to me thats why i said to each their own becuase some people did like it and we all have our own opinions.
I thought Iron Man looked retarded. I fought tooth and nail not to see it, but my husband finally forced me to watch it and...I ended up loving it. I know. Shocked me too.
So you never know until you try.
thought it looked retarded too. but like i said in an earlier post...im not really into superhero movies but i never saw it and i still dont want to. thats just my opinion.
103 oh my god that's a lot i don't feel like using puctuation today oh my god that's a lot
it just goes to show how...annoying we can be :)=
scotty do!
Wow, i missed the whole conversation again!!!
Anyway, i only saw Dark Knight (it's awesome).
Oh, and one more thing,
106 :P
Jess
hi everyone!I HATE missing conversations!! But unfortunatly I only have internet on tusdays and every other weekend :( how r u peeple?
love ya'll,
Breeze
(spread the blood)
P.S. i'm now changing from love 2 blood cause its more appropriot(sp?)
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