What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
62 Comments:
Haha, Texas sounds interesting. I've never been there. <_< But eh-. Haha.
needs new batteries??? interesting...guess what i had for breakfast???? count chocula!!! so delicious...soo chocolicious.... *drools*
ok, i'm back...what was i talking about? oh yeah!!! texas sounds very exciting!!! i should visit there sometime!!
the voices have silenced themselves so here i am once more. Well what church wouldn't want a gaint neon sign, even if it said "LUCIFER LIES HERE!"or "JOIN OUR ANTICHRIST FAN CLUB!"
It's the first giant neon church sign I've ever seen. *shrug*
When I went to Texas there was nothing like that! (the sign makes sense though, as you know, everything really IS bigger in Texas XD.)
Where'd you go, RJ? This was on a highway between the DFW airport and Euless, TX. It just struck me funny. :)
what color was the neon sign???
Bright red.
ooo...bright red...that's like my ruler. if you press the button on the bottom, it lights up bright red. i love putting it up to my eye and pressing the button. soon, my retna will be completely bruned out. lol ^_^
LMAO!!!! Nothing like that here in Jersey unfortunetly...i've never been to texas but it sound fun!
Jess
yeah Texis sounds funnn. antichrist fan club? ohmygoth. i dont even wanna know.
Luv AVL.
hahaha, texas sounds fun! it's just so far away! i wish i could come and meet you auntie, that would be so kool :)=!! oh, and alexis, I envy you with your count chocula :(=
i saw it yesterday in the store and immediately thought, i have to get count chocula!!! while i was eating them, my older brother was eating lucky charms. don't get me wrong, i love lucky charms, but not in the halloween time of year.
I don't remember, but it's very far north Texas.
lol sounds fun i hope u hav a good time
p.s please, please, please come to Michigan so i can meet you, you are the best author ever!!!
Lucky charms is not in the halloween spirit, Count Chocula very in spirit of Hall of eve's...I'm pretty sure i spelled htat wrong lol.
Jess
wow can't wait for the full moon tomorrow lol lasts four days ya kno!!!!!!! ye i keep track of tht stuff!!!!! allz good lol but i cant wait im so excited for the full moon im always so full of energy!!!!! im like tht right now but tomorrow i'll be like *BOOM*!!!! lol haha hehehe can't wait ha ha muwahaha
You have all the fun!
melons are good for the soul... ♥
i get 'full-moon happy' too! Yeah for full moons! * dances with minion racheal k.*
Never been to Texas before sounds interesting Auntie Heather!....Though I once saw a sign for Halloween that said 'If you are tall than the sign go left if you are shorter go right.' If you went left you go raisins and if you went right you got candy, an interesting way to get older kids who go just for free candy out of Halloween...
I agree.
nothing in jersey like that.
which reminds me... can you come somewhere in Bergen county one? PLEASE! I REALLY WANT TO MEET YOU!
I am seriously, your biggest fan!
Bergen county...sounds familiar, is that in northern/central jersey?
I luv the full moon! I can stare at it all night!
Jess
needs new batteries... that's kind of like the sign i saw at target. on a door it said no exit, then below it, it said exit only. they need to make uo their mind!
though i don't get the reasoning for the neon sign, i think i'll start yelling REPENT! at people.
along with KIBA!
-amanda^^
I just remembered! this is like what happens to me all the time! when you talk to different people or go somewhere new you tend to hear/see different things...note: I did not say these things, people i know did: "you're jewish? i thought you were japanese!" "i thought 6 was a letter!" "aren't japanese people black?" "my name is julie, and these are my socks!"
as you can see, there are some.....intersting people at my school...
-amanda^^
yes. very interesting people. why aren't i there? i'd fit in perfectly!!!
very, very odd...i'df fit in perfectly!
Jess
....
REPENT!
I'm going to do that to my friend's tomorrow.
I've been to Texas once, but that was during the evacuation for Katrina. >_> I never really got to venture around. Also, Auntie, look out for a doog with a long snout and short stubby front legs with taller back legs. It might be a chupacabra. ;) Also, you should come down to Louisiana sometime while your nearby. ^^
chupacabra? like that thing from billy and mandy?? chupamablabla???
chupamablabla! i'm going to start saying that!
-amanda^^
No chupacabras! (darn it) But I did meet some awesome Minions - including Aniko! Plus I have awesome news that I will blog about on Monday, I think. Can you all wait that long?
I geuss i could wait. i was getting worried with you, i thought maybe like an axcent tribe kidnapped u into the tasmania or sumpen :)=
Luv AVL.
p.s do u like the song crush by david archuleta? that song jus makes me feel all happy, when i listen2it i think bout me and vlad and edward cullen. but dont worry vlad, u still number 1:)=
Luv AVL
I can wait for the news.
aw man i can't wait to hear the news! :)=
I can't wait for the news! Well, technically i could, but i don't like the idea for waitign for it!
...my brother won't stop annoying me...again.
Jess
random saying of the day: bananas are good for cramps. ♥
i know i hate my little brother. he is being u stupid lil ********** i hate him he makes me soooo mad
Luv AVL
i know i hate my little brother. he is being u stupid lil something i cant say i hate him he makes me soooo mad
Luv AVL
xP You know avl!_vlad_lover, hate is a very strong word and I would think about using it.
Hating your brother for being annoying is more than wrong.
my little brother is annoying, but i don't hate him. he's my brother. and it's so annoying when the boys in my class pick on him. i have to tell them to leave him alone. but still, i don't hate him at all.
i really like this book, some people judge it by how it looks but when u read it, it is very interesting and also this book kinda relates to me and i hope that you keep on continuing the series
yeah boy foshizle
Brother's are good and bad at the same...i'm jsut glad i don't have someone else's ;P
Yeah Sebestian, i agree! Vlad rox my sox off! It's one of the best series ever AND i can relate to it!
And yes, i jsut had a lot of sugar.
Jess
Any one who has a brother can know im not literal, i love him ive even gottin into fights 4him. some times u can be sooo mad u jus wanna hate em. he does more than get on my nerves. he attacks me! but i NEVER really meen it in the way that i dont love him. its just u get so mad. and i was when i wrote that. and any1 who knows me would know i dont meen it. and when ur in the spout of the moment and fighting with him and ur so mad u jus yell it. even though u dont meen it.
Luv AVL
and its true. i dont hate my brother. he might be a snot some times but i couldnt imagon living without him. and come on, none of you got so mad once u jus yelled I HATE YOU, and then went 2ur room and said 2ur self i hate him?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? alot of people do that. and also say things they dont meen.
Luv AVL. p.s and come on its agaisnt my religon and morils 2meen it;)=
And here I am, with nothing but a fickle older sister! XD >_<
Lol! i have a younger bro and 2 big bros.
Luv AVL
Lucky! I only have one little brother! All my friends at lunch have at least tw other siblings...it's very weird.
Don't worry about it AVL we all say stiff we don't mean. And if you haven't u haven't lived :P
Jess
i have a little brother, an older brother and an older sister!!! xfgsjtjsftjfrzt ♥
Thanx. u know i always wanted a sis! but i dont really mind it anymore. cuz now im special cuz im da only girl and da only sister:)=
Luv AVL
i'm the only girl and the only sister too...funny enough i have at least two friends in my position, incldding jsut havign one little brother.
Jess
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LUV AVL~!
I went to camp once, and I was the only girl in my cabin without a brother... It was really rather odd.
But I have a sister to do girly things like go shopping and laugh at when she ogles over some guy in a movie, so it's all good.
my sister is like...20 years older than me, but it's awesome.
You just got there and already have enough material for a new book.
Have fun!
I have a friend who has an older sister about a8 years older then her and an older brother 15 years older then her...i have alot of friends liek that actually...
Anyway, my school is gettign more...everything every...week. It's interesting...
Random person
Jess
yet another random saying: Pope Saint Sixtus II became Pope in the year 257, but was beheaded the next year. ♥
Say what you mean and mean what you say Avl. That's all I have to say about that.
hey...60 comments!!!
TEXAS IS COOL!
Haha, what an interesting trip. I would give props to whoever made the sign read "Needs New Batteries".
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