What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
54 Comments:
mmm alex heartbreaker is yummy[: and hes french! :D i always imagined him as vlad good choice Auntie
-kaitlyn
Alex HeartBreaker is so gorgeous! lol, he does have a vladimir vibe, and good choices on ryan and gary too! I love them.
I painted Alex's portrait type thing in art class last year, lol its kinda cool.
-sami
xD Haha, Alex Evens! I knew it! Yeah, he is a good choice. ^^
A vlad movie might give me a heart attack. <3
personally, i like vlad's face being not seen. that just makes him cooler. but this guy is so hot, he makes the sun feel freezing cold!!!
blood and fangs, al
Well I didn't know him till know but I can see him being a great Vlad...I wonder if he'll ever get the chance...
Gary Oldman and Ryan Reynolds also seem to be pretty good choices...
I'd like to see Henry and Aunt Nelly though ;)
*Drools* Wow...
In other new, kewl! He kinda does look like a Vlad. So strange...
I wish i coudl go to texas, but i still got school...and live too far away.
Jess
OMFG I'D DIE FOR ALEX EVANS!!!! HES AMAZINGG!! i dunno though i picture alex as a different person from vlad i found this pic of Curtis Ward(Bring me the Horizon) and he looks like a vlad, but its hard to find cause it was an old school pic
------Denise
http://media.photobucket.com/image/curtis%20ward/meowmeow947/curtis_willpiccy3.jpg
thats the link to the photo i was saying
-----Denise
omg! gary oldman would be awesome for vikas! sirius black!
-amanda:P
PS with Alex, Gary, and Ryan, Vlad better be a movie soon!
awwww Alex Evans *so cute*. Good choice Auntie...although I do agree with al about Vlad's face not being seen.
that's right...obey the almighty al and her super awesomeness!!! vlad just seems more mysterious when you can't see his face. but still, alex evans is hotter than the sun!
blood and fangs, al
that's right...obey the almighty al and her awesomeness!!! vlad is just so more mysterious when you can't see his face. but alex is still hotter than the sun.
blood and fangs,al
oops...i put the same thing up twice. sorry. denise, i guess he could be a vlad, but i personally think alex would be better. maybe it's the angle the camera's at. oh well. guess we'll never know.
blood and fangs, al
I think Alex Evans will not make a good vlad... he just doesnt look like a seriouse character. he looks fake.
hey thanx al for actually looking at curtis's pic lol
---Denise
anytime. i don't really have anything to do online, so i figured hey, why not? fuaoshdgu;asbgr;ulasgbruoasrbgt
blood and fangs,al
Texas!? So close... T_T I hope you can come to Louisiana sometime Auntie. I would love to meet you, you'd be the first author I've ever met! I wish I could've met Anne Rice, but she moved to California with her son... Oh well, I like you better as an author anyway. ^^
Alex is a pretty good choice for Vlad. But you're going to Texas!? NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!:(=
Ooooh, Curtis Ward is a good choice too! Uber hottie.
Plus, if there ever is a movie, they'll have to show Vlad's face. I mean, come on, Minions - a whole movie with him in shadows? That just wouldn't work.
To me, Drake Bell is Henry. As for Nelly, I always kinda pictured Maura Tierney (from ER and that movie with Jim Carrey, Liar, Liar).
ooh Drake Bell would be a good henry. Ugh, I wish Texas wasn't so far away. I really want to meet you Auntie!
Julz
now that you mention it, drake bell would make a great henry. cool, popular, awesome hair. they have so much in common! i realize that if there is a movie, they'll have to show his face sometime, but still, i think he's cooler faceless.
blood and fangs,al
you'll never guess what happened to me today. there was a gas leak at my school, so everyone went home at 11!!! i was in math class when my teacher got a call and told us that we were going home. i was like "THANK GOD!!!" i hate math. then again, who doesn't hate math besides my dad. anyway, there's was like, a party in my math class cuz everyone in my class hates math. it was so cool. the sad part is...i have to go back to school tomorrow. -_- just what i need. more math. blech! -_-
hey, the whole hating math, gas leak, my dad, yeah. that was me!!! sorry. i forgot to put my name cuz i was so excited.
blood and fangs, al
i (no offense auntie heather) but i kinda dont thnk alex would be a GREAT vlad, he might be a good one but (i dont think) he would be a great one though. i kinda um imagoned vlad hotter :0 *drool 4 vlad* i cant come 2 texas *crys* ny not very close. ohmygoth dude now that TGB has a date im like having a heart attack! that be kOOliO if vlad 4 comes out on a halloween.
Luv AVL. VLAD!!!! AUNTIE HEATHER!!!! HALLOWEEN!!!
p.s sorrrrry again i jus dont think he is as good looking as vlaf is;)=
p.p.s with all this talk does that meen there is alot more talk bout vlad having a movie?
Luv AVL.
Blergh, I can't find him on IMDB. And that displeases me.
Naturally, I didn't picture those actors as those characters, but 'tis only logical.
And I'm about four-or-so states off of Texas. Sorry.
Curtis looks like a girl to me O_o No offense, just opinion.
were did u find his thing? i looked him up on imdb 2!
Luv AVL.
Well I don't see Drake Bell as Henry...maybe it's the hair color? I think that's a big part of it.
But Maura Tierney could do Nelly, I've really never pictured Nelly so it's a hard one for me to pick.
SQEEEEEE! i love alex evans!
Anutie should play as Nelly, it's makes sense cause who really knows Nelly better then Anutie? That's right nobody, and it would have that weird "i think i've seen them from somewhere?" effect.
hehehe Alex wud b the perrrrrrrrrrrfffffffect Vlad.....n agreed tht drake wud b a good henry but yo Auntie u gta come n visit pa somtime n go to franklin closed to erie but around like oil city b wat not it wud be awsome!!!!!
3 words: HE IS PERFECT!!!!!
only thing is that the piercing is gonna have to be taken out during filming. Vlad doesnt have a piercing.
whatever keep the piercing he is perfect anyway!
ahuntie showld be nelly! that would be so cool!!! omigod!!!
blood and fangs, al
yeah. Maura Tierney doesn't look like a nelly to me. but if there was a movie, it'd be up to you, auntie. not me.
blood and fangs,al
Actually, it wouldn't be up to me either, al. But it's nice to daydream :)=
Daydreaming is very kewl ;P
Yeah, anyway, as long as there is a movie i'm happy!
Jess
Darn he's cute!
He's exactly how I imagined Vlad as well! Good to know I was on the track with my imagination ^^
i agree on the imagination thing. i basically live my life off of my fantasies...=P
blood and fangs,al
Wow, he would make a very good Vlad. Pretty eyes...pretty, pretty, pretty....*shakes head* Sorry. >_> Anyway, I always visioned him to look a lot younger and baby cute. :3 But, I guess the Vlad I invisioned may have been better for a 12-year-old... Still, Alex Evans would be great for Vlady. X3
His eyes........ wow........ he would be perfet to play Vlad! After Texas, come to SC. This state is better :). Well, actually, it's not. It's pretty boring....
If a Vlad movie isn't made in the next 2 1/2 years(or maybe just 2), I'm going to make one myself and send it to you.
i pictured vlad younger too. but alex is awesome.
Guess what?
42 comments.
But anyway, I think that authors should have more say in what their books look like in movie form, I mean, some book-movies are grossly different than the book. Just a thought, you know....
That would rock, RJ. Unfortunately, atht's not the case. So we authors just have to trust the movie people to do a good job.
yeah but sometimes they really screw it up. i think that an auther should have alot more say in wats in the movii. i jus love vlad:)=
Luv AVL.
I know, and it really displeases me.
seriously, that sucks.
ooo, that sucks! pun... sorry. I think Alex Evans is the most probable half vampire boy I've ever seen, what if he is!? O-O I also think authors should have more say in what happens in the movie... Hey! I have a plan! Why don't you direct it? Or try to see if you can find a minion in the movie world? I'm sure theres like, 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000
But if there is not, may I suggest Tim Burton *grin*
oooh...tim burton... good choic!!!!!!! ♥
He's hot!!!!!!!!!
Im sorry but i cant see him being Vlad.....hes just..uggg...i dont know its just.....when i read the book i pictured him a LOT differently...please dont pick him.......please.*cry*
hez 2 hot to be vlad (not sayingvlad's ugly)but since vlad is so pale and weird and grlz dont go crazy over him and alex is the opposite i dunno.but he should change his name 2 SEXY EVANS
ok. you are so fuckin hot!!
Alex Evans can so SUCK My tastey Rasins =] id so tap that !
Yess, Canadian vampires r always good!
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