What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
19 Comments:
I say bloodier sounds better.. ever think about coming to NY?
I wish i had a friend/lived there! Please come to NY or NJ, it's boring here :P
Jess
Awww man! Sadly I know no one there, and I live quite a few states away :( The more the bloodier for sure :)=
heather! you've got to come to ohio or pennsylvanie sometime! i no what you're thinking "what's there?" hey, we've got the rock and roll hall of fame!(and that's about it) I just read an amazing book 4 fans not knowing what to read. the hunger games by suzanne collins. amazing!
rock and roll hall of fame!!
love L!
-amanda :P
oh yeah I heard about that book. It was good? I just got the newest House of Night book. I thought that the series started out alright, but now it's kind of dull...then again I'm not even close to halfway through the book. You read anything new lately Auntie??
Love and Fangs!
Julz
the book was really good. the characters hold on to you and you just have to see what happens next( just like vlad ) :) i seriosly just finished it about 20 minutes ago and i really want another book. it ends on a huge cliffhanger. for any 1 who reads it i hope u like it. :)
-amanda:P
ps LOVE L
Ah cliffhangers! Those drive me crazy!! I'll have to check it out. I also found out the the newest Eragon book came out Brisingr, for anyone who likes the books, and didn't already know about it :)=
Love and fangs!
Julz
yes, it's so annoying! i want another book so bad!
i might have to read eragon. my friend said the books are a lot better than the movie.speaking of movies, can't wait for november 21st!
-amanda:P
HEART L
Oh yeah! The books are soooo much better than the movie, then again, aren't they always? Another really good book is The Sight, by David Clement Davies. It's not about vampires though, but it's a very good book! I'm concerned that the Twilight movie is going to mess up the books (like the Eragon movie did). Hope that someone who needs a book finds some of these books helpful :)=
Heather you torture me! I'm all the way in NH with no money to spare to make it to an event like that D:...maybe when the last book comes out? Then I can have you sign them all...
*sigh* If only!
hey! brisinger came out!!!!!!!
i can't come to saint louis, so you'll have to have fun without me...next time, come to, like, northern new jersey or nyc...please??? =3
blood and fangs, al
WHY CAN YOU NEVER COME TO NEW JERSEY! PLEASE DO!
Preferably, Northern NJ, like Glen Rock
where's glen rock??? =3
blood and fangs, al
How about central NJ or NY?
Jess
Sorry i havnt writtin ine while. i havnt had a chance 2 come onde website latly very sadly :( i started twilight yesterday, its really really good so far, im a little more then half way thru it.
Luv AVL
Hey Minions - I would love to visit each and every one of you, but the only way that can happen is if your English/Reading teacher or local librarian arranges an author visit by contacting Paul at paul@heatherbrewer.com
every year there is an english festival at school. you have to read certain books and the you go to some school with kids from other schools that read the same books. some of the authors that wrote those certain books come. i don't know how they choose the books, but maybe next year....
-amanda ^^
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