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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

I do. I really do.

There's a new shirt up on Zazzle, Minions - if you love Otis, you might want to check it out.

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!!! I I LOVE LOVE IT IT!!! Lol! To bad my parents won't let me get it...

6:48 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! ima gonna BEG MY MOM TO LET ME GET THIS SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY CRAP THIS IS AMAZING!!!! I LOVE OTIS!


Luv AVL!

8:09 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

um....i put like 8 or 10 vlad shirts (including otis) on my cart :0 im gonna have 2 save alot of money for Vlad ;)=


Luv AVL.

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This chili dog is... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! P.S. YOU LIKE CHILI DOGS THAT ARE OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

UYUAWGNBENJNBXFBHKZXBCHVCHSBXCHXBDCHXBD

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1st- I have halfway completed my picture for the Vladimir art contest. :3 It's of Vlad getting the kiss of his life. So...that should be ready to mail before homecoming week.

2nd- I LOVE THE SHIRT!! I want one but it looks too small for me. Why does every shirt I want have to be so small? All the halloween shirts I love don't fit. :(

3rd- I know this a LITTLE off topic, but is Vlad going to update the "Vlad and Lexie's Blog"? It's just so fun to read. :3

8:47 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Anon - how did you know what I had for dinner last night?

harryandchoi - the Zazzle shirts go up to a 2x. You can change the size - hopefully you'll find a size that works for you! No plans to update the Vlad and Lexie blog just yet.

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because i was your chili dog and i am now in your stomach...WITH A LAPTOP!!!!

1:49 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Its 9/11 Pray for the Fallen, Pray for the Country, Pray For Ground Zero, Pray For Gary Geidel


Luv AVL.

5:40 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Anon...so how many bars do you get in there? ;) Does my stomach have high speed?

10:31 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

And also...how do you type? LOL

10:32 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Thats Funny;)= so hows every body bein??? and i just wanted 2 ask every1 to wish my team luck! our first soccer game is satday:)=


Luv AVL.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good luck

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey auntie heather
u shuld check out some of the posts on bewarevladbites.com theats 4 roleplaying cuase there some good material in there
start at the top of the rpg section and work ur way down
plz:D

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i get 80 million bars and the highest speed you can think of... how do i type? it's really really hard...but i manage. right now as i speak i am slowly being digested. if you hear a noise coming from your stomach-DON'T BE ALARMED!!! it's just my chili dog friends instant messaging me!

2:25 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

thank u


luv AVl.

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is completely off topic, but do you have to pay for the Bathory Gazette? =3

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol another off topic thing but er Auntie Heather do you have to be done with writing your book before you try to be published??

5:13 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Anon #1 - I tried to click, but the link is dead. Oh no!

Anon #2 - LMBO!!! I love you, chili dog. You were nummy. If I had any idea you were so funny, I might not have eaten you........no, that was a lie. I would have eaten you anyway. :)

Anon #3 - Heck no! My newsletter is completely free. And sparse.

Anon #4 - Yes, Anonymous, if you've never had a book published before, you really need to complete the book before seeking out a publisher (there's a "How to Get Published" link in the sidebar somewhere - you should read it).

6:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well then...to think i wanted to be digested by you!!!! although for some reason you made my hair(yes,chili dogs have luchsious hair) into an emo flippy thing. it's awesome. ...is this soap in your stomach?!?! is this soap??? what is this?? watch your calories, man!!! lord!!!

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg its free!!! thats incredible man!!! *shivers with excitement* i love you so much!!! O_o

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanx sooo much aunti heather!!

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wooh! Otis Otis rocks! I wish I could get it though.........BOO CHEAP PARENTS! I love The Chronicle OF Vladimir Tod,cant wait till the next book. U rock Heather!

6:47 PM  

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