What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
10 Comments:
I know watcha mean. Sometimes I think it would be alot easier to live in my head where everything goes right.
well Auntie this minion has been down lately skewl is starting soon n i rlly dont want to go bak but i do cuz i wana see all my ppl again but i dont want to go bak cuz who rlly wants to go to skewl ya kno??? but skewl for me starts sept. 2. ahhhhhhh!!!!!! lol so thts how i've ben lately hows about u?
lol my school already started....I know what you mean Auntie Heather, it's so easy to get wrapped up in other things. Can't wait to see all of the new changes to the website!!
Auntie this minion is a wee bit down :P im being HOMESCHOOLED and im missing people like craaazy o.o ahhh but im so looking forward to the next vlad book
Ima Homeschooled and i love it! and if u miss ppl then u should ask who ever home schools u to join a home schooling group, they r other ppl who r home schooled and u just hang out and do stuff.
Well Auntie Heather i knw EXACTLY what u meen, thats what i was trying to explain when i say that when i read its like ima there. i practily LIVE in my head, im thinking my life away ;)=.
i cant wait to see the new website :0
Luv Always AVL.
Well, i am very bad, thanks for asking. School starts soon, and i dont want to go. And my writing SUCKS. I cant write i found out, even tho my friend said i could. Any ways, i'll live.
Well school is starting soon for this minion and she still doesn't know her schedule. Nice school, hu? My friend Sam started a story though so I'm really happy about that. She says at the end though I'm going to hate it and be mad at her. Something about how the ending is. I still can't wait to read more of it though!
well, i FINALLY finished reading Breaking Dawn, and i loved it!
i am kind of enjoying school. i've met new friends and getting closer to old ones. i just wish one of my bestest friends was in at least one of my classes. or even the same lunch hour.
it feels kinda wierd being a junior. not a bad wierd, but a different one. i can't believe high school is going by so fast.
hope you are doing well.
i'm doing ok, auntie heather. but sometimes i wish reality was like my imagination, where everything goes right for me and wrong for my enemies...your not an enemy, so don't worry. =3
RJ is fine.
And I am not going to elaborate.
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