What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
22 Comments:
I joined!
Also I'm not sure how many minions are on this site but it's a pretty cool site so I made a group for Vlad lovers...no one has joined yet though D:
http://www.fuzzacademy.com/files/group.php?group_id=1502
The site is called the Fuzz Academy and the more people join and add friends the more money that is donated to helping the environment.
That sounds fangtastic, K8! Could you check your link and repost it? I keep getting an error...
You might have to join up...let me see..
This is the home page for the site
http://www.fuzzacademy.com/files/home.php
My profile is here
http://www.fuzzacademy.com/files/profile.php?user=Froze8
And if you go look at my groups it'll be in there.
I hope you can get to it!
that sounds sooo Kool :D like all Vlad Lovers can tlk and we saving the enviroment 2.
I know ima happy bout that:)
i seem 2 be the only 1 who cant seem to thnk of anything 2 do for Vlad :( *sighs* sowy bout that ;)
Oh, and Auntie Heather it wouldnt let me join the fanclub before soooo here were my answers.
It would be AWESOME if u made an official fanclub on ur website!
Um...what i probertly want to see in the next books would be more fight seens, i love it when i book gives me suspence cuz it shows that TV isnt the only entertaining scarey thing and they did soo def keep that!
Um, what i DEF dont wanna see would be any main charators DIE cuz ppl might like the *Shaking it up* but i would cry my eyes out! and DEF i wouldnt like to see any SEX, again i would CRY MY EYES OUT!
Um the contest the i would DIE if they had like get both books signed by u, Vlad hoodie, a gift card to Barnes and Nobles (2 get more vamp books!) and maybe (Just Thinking out loud) Meeting our Auntie Heather Brewer (like have lounch with U or sumpen)!
Luv AVL. Oh, P.S its really koolio how u givin us the chance to tell ya stuff like that!
Ooops i when i wrote both i ment like all 3 or all 4 depending like when u doing another contest :)....my bad :(
Luv AVL
I agree with AVL, that would be so kewl meeting our Auntie heather in person! I'd probably scream my head off (from excitment) from meeting The heather brewer!
Adoring fan,
Jess
Hey Heather! I checked the first link I gave you and it will bring you right to the club AFTER you've signed up and logged in. Oh and this site was made by Marie!
I like it when people agree with me :!
your welcome!
Jess
Oh, Auntie Heather there is gonna be a RENAISSANCE FAIRE in CA Wisconsin/Illinois and Tuxedo NY just in case u'll be nere any of them, And theres also gonna be a FOREST OF FEAR in Tuxedo NY (Just incase u wanted to check them out and were NEAR them!)
Luv AVL!
That sounds cool. :)
Just wondering,
Heather,
when are you going to finish the Elysian codex? I know you said a few months ago you were thinking of starting it. I'm just wondering when it will be done.
The Elysian ciodex is all finished! You'll find it at the end of TENTH GRADE BLEEDS. (July '09)
That's awseome! thnx Auntie heather!
Jess
I cant wait! can u speek they Elysian Codex or jus read & right it? but either way ima sooooo exited bout TGB~! i dont knw how i can even wait?
Luv AVL.
Ah, AVL, the only way to learn to speak Elysian Code is to have heard it spoken for many years. But...the codex will help you learn to write it. ;)
YA! im happy again ;) Yipee! i geuss i'll try for many years before i can even TRY to talk it (I'll Probertly suckith!)
well at least once i learn to write it ill txt it and everybody will be like what the heck r u tlkin bout?! Lol!
Thnx Auntie Heather!
Luv AVL.
Alas, AVL, the only way to hear it is to know vampires who speak it. ;)
Oh, man i really have problems! now that makes me wish that i knw i few vamps! act-u-ly makes me wanna know Vlad (u know like MEET him!)
I'm like in love with this website! i miss VLAD! i thnk after i read Frankenstein ima gonna read Vlad.
Luv AVL
Lol! even if i did learn to speak it, which i can't, i'd probably stink at it too. I can barely speak english most of the time.
I really can't wait to read Tenth grade bleeds! But until then i will reread the two others, and relate my new highschool experiences with them :)
Jess
aw man I wish I knew a vampire!! I don't suppose Vlad would be up for offering a tutoring session would he?? :)=
yea, that would be awesome :)=
lol glad that someone agrees with me :)=
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