What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
          "A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
              sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
              chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
              New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
              THROUGH TIME AND SPACE  
          "'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
              great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
              you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
              is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
              his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
              'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
              tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
              a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
              definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
              THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM  
          "Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
              sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
              Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB  
          "Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
              biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
              different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
              Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
              day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
              grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
              of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES  
          "Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
              in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
              decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
              the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
              Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
              HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES  
          "This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
              it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
              it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
              of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
              indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror."   ~Douglas
              Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH  
          "Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
              laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
              Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
              VAMPIRE  
          "A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
          it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH   | 
      
8 Comments:
I can't wait! Still trying to con someone into taking me so I can hang with you and Angel. Love ya Auntie!
I'm excited, but I probably won't be reading it for about a week... And I hope you have fun, I live about two states away I think and my mom is very unenthusiasctic about vampires... :[
Which is probably why I haven't read very many books about them... and probably why I DO like them... reverse psycholigy XD
Sowy Auntie Heather but i cant come i live in NEW YORK it would take me prob about 14-16 hours to get there sooooo my mom said sowy but i just cant come :( i know u r gonna be there and stuff but since u wrote that blog telling all the other stuff now (sniffle) now im said :(!
Luv AVL.
I love Vlad way more than I like Edward. >.< You are my idol Heather!!!
much love,
XxCiaraxX
I don't read much at all, nothing ever catches my attention. But Vladimir Tod 1 & 2 are by far the best books I have ever read. And I don't read the twilight series but my girl friend does and she is tryin to make me read it and Im tryin to make her read Vladimir Tod lol
I like your work, bet on me being at the release of your next book. I just wish I could win Vlad's hoodie. =)
I bet SOMEONE's tired... there are probably a million people across the US who stayed up all night reading XD
And the rest of us are either oblivious or looking at them thinking "Suckers..." In the 'you fail' kind of way.
I wish I could have come!
I was unable to go, but If I could have, I would have owned the place parading and yelling, 'GO STEPHENIE MEYER!', but then again, I'm not her minion, am I?
-Faithful Minion
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