What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
14 Comments:
I am fine cause my b-day is in 6 days!!! yea! SOOO was it hot????
Awesome. 83
Sounds cool. ^^
good, glad that you had fun!
.....You're welcome.
wow well cant wait to here all about it lol i'm doin good cept a friend of mine hung himself soooo many tears to him
I'm doing awswome. just got my hair cut and the braces finnaly came off after 3 years. How was Disney? good to know you're still breathing Auntie
Eeeep, hope you didn't get a tan! ?_? I've been LATHERING on the SPF 50. It seems to be working. Other than that, just MISSED YOU AND VLAD! I'm lending both of my Vlad books out right now, so I feel slightly lonely. I think we need a Vlad plushie to keep us company where our books cannot go. Plus, I wanna snuggle with it as I sleep. Tehe! Hope you had a FANGTASTIC time, Auntie. Hoping to come see you in Fairview Heights for the opening of Breaking Dawn! *crosses fingers* Ily!
Ashley - It was actually hotter here in St. Louis! Happy Berfday!
RJ - Thank you?
Rachel - I am so, so sorry for your loss...*sends lots of squishy hugs your way*
Trish - Oooh, do we get pics??
Noel - No worries! Auntie Heather is still fairly pale. Hmmm...I might look into that plushie, but no promises. Hope to see you in IL!
Correct if you like sarcasm, I DID tell you that one of your minions thought you were dead...
Ha! What's funny is that I'd missed that comment before I posted this. :)=
i just got my wisdom teeth cut out.
so i've been pretty much laying in bed with a bag of frozen vegetables on my face.
not too fun.
but to keep me occupied, i've re-read ninth grade slays!
yay!
Right right suuuuuuuuuure...
great minds think alike?
/)_<
i'm doing better.
i was in the hospital for 4 hours cause i fainted.
it sucked.
i got my hair cut yesterday!
there is a little purple in the back and a streak in my bangs.
i love it!
and i got my eyebrows waxed.(it hurt a little)
hope to hear from u soon!
Heather! I met my best friend (and fellow minion of yours) Kait! In real life!!!! It was amazing!!!
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