What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
12 Comments:
Oi, you have a lot on your hands now wot?
you poor thing you...i don't think i could handle all that at the same time...you're amazing!!! love ya!!!! =3
love, al
oh man Whoooooooaaa!!!!!
Luv AVL!
WAAA-HOOOOOOOOOO~!
Luv AVL!
Get some sleep Vlad!
You too Heather! Sleep is our friend!
You're so busy Auntie! Just thinking about all the stuff you have to do makes me stressed! You're so awesome, and make sure you get some rest!! Love you! (and Vlad too!) :)=
so sorry that you and vlad are tired... BUT YOU MUST KEEP WRITING!!!! I"M SOOOOOOOOOO PYSCED FOR 11th GRADE BURNS!!! GAH!!
You should make Vladimir Todd Into A Movie. I Am Serious!
You Minions are so sweet - yes, I will keep writing. after all, I can't just leave Vlad hanging like that...
A movie? Oh, Anon, I really hope that becomes a reality someday...
vlads cool (///) <-thats about as close as you can get on a computer
when will you finish the fourth vlad ? i CANT wait......im addicted to him !
WHAT!? NO ONE INFORMED ME OF THIS!?! NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT ARTHUR WAS AN ARDVARK!?!?! Okay I got a little phsyco (ahem that reminds me of someone else i know hmmm) But most of all NO ONE TOLD ME THAT TENTH GRADE BLEEDS WAS MOVED!?!?! I THOUGH I WAS THE FIRST ONE! LoL But still and NO ONE INFORMED ME ABOUT A CONTEST TO HAVE A CHARACTER NAMED AFTER YOU!?! Well no one would enjoy my last name no one can pronounce it Kaleb Nation already said it like "Carvilho" NO! "Car-Va-L(as in like)-Ho" Okay that got realllyyy carried away...
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