What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
a Tim Burton themed candy buffet
spooky birthday cake 
and something Vlad insisted on...a type of sorbet (Which type? AB Negative)
and he brought me a present I've wanted forever - a couch made out of an actual coffin!!!
23 Comments:
Happy Birthday Auntie heather!
Jess
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATHER! :D Maiku hopes you have a good one. ^_^
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you mind if I get Gerard Way's autograph?
oh and have a nap on your coffin couch (Which is mad of awesome by the way)
HAVE A VAMPTASTIC BIRTHDAY, HEATHER! xD I know I despise getting older, but if there's some good cake and gifts in it, I can conveniently forget I'm one year older lol. I hope you have a great one.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTIE HEATHER!!! Hope you have a fangtastic one!!! Also, tell Gerard I said hi!!! LOL!!! ^_^
HHAAAPPPYYYY BIIIIRRTHHHHDDDAAAAYYYYY AAUUUNNNTTTTIIIIIEEEEE HHHHEEEEEAAAAATTTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!
did i use enough letters? hope u have a good one!!!
-Denise
Hay girl haaaaaay! Happy birhtdaaaay!
Happy birthday, Heather! Funny, I used to know a guy who had a coffin in his bedroom. Put pillows on it and made it into a couch.
This is Lola.
I hope you're having the sticky red birthday you deserve, all tied up with a lovely black ribbon!
Hugs and flowers to ya sweetheart.
Happy birthday Auntie Heather!!!! Hope that your birthday is fangtastic!! :)=
Happy birthday AH! hope it's grate!
I found a couple of poems I wrote last year about yoy and Vlad.
Heather Brewer
Creative and funny
Writing new books,
Keeping ideas flowing,
Wearing happy bunny p.j. pants,
A wonderful author.
Vladimir Todd
Brave and confused
Hiding his secret,
Protecting loved ones,
Beginning his journey,
A vampire among us.
Happy birthday Auntie!! :D
that is one awesome couch :]
HaPpY BiRtHdAy.
Wow, you were born some amount of years and a week before me!
Have a great one. Complete with intense presents, goofy moments, friends, and of course, fangs.
happy birthday!!!! there's only one thing that everyone loves about birthdays...cake and presents!!! ...oh wait, that's two things... well...while you party with your black balloons, tim burton themed candy buffet, spooky birthday cake, delicious AB negative, Gerard Way, and awesome coffin couch, i'm gonna work on my math!!! seriously, i need to learn how to count already!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HEATHER!!!! =3
love, al
any news on a release date for tenth grade bleeds??? hmm? huh? hmm? huh? i need to know these things!!! =3
p.s. happy birthday! =3
love, al
wow...i feel like an idiot. i totally didn't notice on the side of the webpage it had the release date...ha...haha...hahaha...ugh!! =3
love, al
Happy Birthday Heather ^^
I'll be sure to work on my present for you! (and also my contest entry..) It's going to be so worth it!!!
Happy Birthday, Auntie Heather!!!!
Hope you enjoy the day!
Happy B-day Ms. Heather Brewer!!
(formal person)
I better mark it on the calendar so I won't forget it next year. :3
I hope it has been the most awesomest of days. And yes, as a fellow writer, I am allowed to make up words ;)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
~S
Thanks for the invitation to your fangtastic birthday party!!
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Heather! Happy Birthday to you!
Yeah!
(sorry it's a little late -_-)
sorry its late but HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD VAMPIRIC BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!vq
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