What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
26 Comments:
half human, half vamp
Creature of the night, pravus
whats he gonna do
Kaitlyn from Maryland
Poor Vlad, you're stressed.
Vampires, humans, pravus,
Oh, and that math test.
Oh, Vladimir Tod,
How the bullies pick on you.
Why don't you bite them?
JewelKazacami (Jewel64@roadrunner.com)
Pearl-white fangs glisten
In the moons reflecting light.
I feast on your blood.
alexis from new jersey (sasukeminion17@gmail.com)
Vladimir Tod, why?
Human and vampire, yes
To enslave man? No.
If you haven't guessed it's just what I think about Vladimir Tod and him possibly being Pravus. ^^;
Sorry Heather but this is the best I can do right now...I have so much work with school and all the after school clubs...
Is there any way we can get some cards without winning?
U,Vladimir Tod
R Strong Wise and Cunning,
Human,Vampire
raven_2_cool_4_u@yahoo.com
Edwards Not as Hot
as the half vamp half human
Vladmir Todd, Teen pravus
Ashley~ ashkazooniee2@sbcglobal.net
blood runs cold and seeps
down the walls, down your arms, everywhere
pray its not the end
well auntie heather i really have no idea where this comes from it just ran through my head-Denise in New York
corderobysd@aol.com
Feast, D'Ablo, Feast!
You're prideful, it stains like blood.
But death will claim you!
Logan G. Barker
barker_boy_66@hotmail.com
is D'ablo three syllables?
Dear Auntie Heather,
Petite package of
Care, worry, love, hope, and strength
Thou be Aunt Nelly
By the way the project that I did on your books got me a 105% and an A+ on my report card. Thank you so much and have a fangtastic day.
-Vic :)=
Worry? Please don't fear!
Your salvation is so near,
It is almost here.
Why so rhyming? /)_<
(if you need my email then I'll email it to you. How will you GET the cards to the winner anyway O.O
*)
RJ - I figured I'd be different and mail them to the winner. ;)
Rushing through their necks
Under that thin, thin membrane
Will I give in, no.
oh, i don't really know if you need my e-mail but watever. lol
acesdramaqueen08@aol.com
XD
Ah, that sounds fairly logical.
Haikus, I can't write
But for you, Vladimir Tod
I think that I will
sdjunk@clickspace.com
Vald, Little Devil.
Fangs, white blades, in blood revel.
Vlad, Little Devil.
AHHHH! i can't write one.
i'm usually good at haikus.
last year i wrote a poem about you and another about vald.
it was for my language arts class. i got an A.
I think i'll try again...
Vladimir Todd is,
a wonderful vampire.
Please bite me right now.
it's ok... :/
Vlad growing stronger
His enemies growing too
Which one will win......Vlad?
will's haiku
waiting in the bush
hunger is insatiable
no one understands
this is from vlads point of view when he first tries to take blood from a human
Real vampire cowboys
ride off into the sunrise
wearing purple suits
Oops, forgot to add...
HUZZAH!! for Otis Otis!! \*o*/
Ghastly shade of white
Haunting in the evening hours
Don't yield to your thirst
Isaac- ijake14_@hotmail.com
I shall not feast,
I will control my hunger,
So i'm not a beast.
www.dagendesh@netzero.com
It's Vlad's view on feeding from
"the source" in other words, us...
I hope I'm not to late but here it is:
Vikas, a friend.
A teacher, stubborn 'till end.
But watch, Vlad. Revenge.
I'm also so disappointed, no one ever notices Vikas, I think he deserves a small haiku!
~Elidor
Elidornn@gmail.com
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