What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
26 Comments:
i guess that haiku is ok...so, congrats jewelkazacami...but seriously...come on!!! mine was at least a little better. on offense jewelkazacami...
i thought haikus were supposed to be about nature. i mean yeah, this haiku mentions vlad, which is awesome, but at least mine was closer to what a haiku is supposed to be than this! come on!!! congrats on winning, though...
al
Congrats jewelkazacami! Um...yeah that's really it.
Jess
Good job JewelKazacami!!!!
Congradulations JewelKazacami!
^_^
CONGRADSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Luv AVL.
aha i love your hiaku JewelKazacami!! yours was wayy better than mine ^-^ congrats!
it wasn't anywhere better than mine...
your next contest should be a poetry contest. i would totally pwn everyone. =3
blood and fangs, al
congrats!! :D awesome haiku!
PS- instead of feeling sorry for yourself that you didnt win people, why dont you congratulate JewelKazacami?!!
that's not the kind of person i am, anonymous. i am EXTREMELY competitive. emphasis on EXTREMELY. that's why i love entering contests. that's just me. =3
blood and fangs, al
go to newgrounds.com and search the awesome series. they are so funny. make sure they're by egoraptor. there's a lot of swearing, but that just makes it better. =3
blood and fangs, al
There's nothing wrong with being competitive, but let's keep up the positive support, Minions. This, if anywhere, should be a place where everyone feels supported.
sniffle...your so kind!!!
it brings tears of joy to my eyes!!! =3
blood and fangs, al
Exactly Auntie Heather! u can say whatever just stil be nIcE 2 the Winner they deserved it:)=
luv AVL.
im not a nice person. only when i want to be...i probably shouldn't have said that, but it's too late, anyway. =3
blood and fangs, al
Boy that was meen, would u like it if some1 did that 2 u if u won i contest? im usually only meen 2 people who deserve it.
Luv AVL.
Congratulations JewelKazicami.
i said i was only nice when i wanted to be. and what would i care what someone said to me? it's not like i care what they think. unless they're my friends, and my friends would only be sarcasticly mean to me.
blood and fangs, al
now go to newgrounds and watch some awesome series!!!!
blood and fangs, al
Orange county.
Luv AVl.
Haha, thanks everyone. I really didn't think I was gonna' win. I just had fun with it-and I did think there was alot of other nice haiku's out there! ^^
Heather, How am I suppose to contact you? I emailed you but shall you respond to that?
-Jewel64@roadrunner.com-
Got it and responded, Jewel. Congrats!
Whoa, u got auntie heather 2 respond? Wow that awesome! i would be even more excited than when auntie heather talked 2me on here! and i prob wouldnt be able 2 hold in a scream ;)=
luv AVL!
Haha, alright! ^__^ Just making sure. I will respond when I am released from prison...I mean...School. Hehe.
lol! im watching drake and josh and josh just hit himself in the face with a basketball!!!
HI-larious!!!
blood and fangs, al
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