What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
35 Comments:
I've been talking your appearance up like crazy so we shall see how good my herding skills are :-)
See you tonight!
Ange
so, are you coming to nyc anytime???
my dad used to live in illinois!!! i think...
blood and fangs, al
fairview heights is by belleville, right? cuz my dad used to live in belleville. not now... =3
blood and fangs, al
I'm WAY to far...and it's my dad's b-day. Sorry i have to miss out
Jess
hey jess, tell your dad happy birthday for me! (like i know him personally...)
blood and fangs, al
D: Heather you torture me! I'm so so so far away..and it's getting cold here -_-
i hate the cold...
i'm so disappointed i live only a state away..... :(=
Im Sorry i couldnt come:(= i live in new york state, far away and i have alot of stuff that i wouldnt have been able 2 come. pleeeeeeeeeeeze try en visit new york sooon? or anywhere nere?
Thanx, VLAD! AUNTIE HEATHER! WOO~HOO!
Luv AVL.
^.^ I had fun Heather!!! It was cool seeing you in person again!!
Are you planning to come to Arizona any time soon?
Plz vist Minnesota some time soon!
hey avl, where in new york state do you live? my family and i used to live in herkimer, ny.
blood and fangs, al
go to newgrounds.com and search the awesome series. they are so funny. make sure they're by egoraptor. there's a lot of swearing, but that just makes it better. =3
blood and fangs, al
Orange County.
Luv AVL.
Thnx al! i'll tell him later.
Jess
cool! orange county! i have no clue where that is, yet i'm still excited!!!
blood and fangs, al
Cool, my grandparents live there!! it's in california al :)=
Julz
saying orange county just maks me hungry!;P
-amanda^^
I thought that was in California! lol!
Jess
there r alot of orange countys i live in orange couny,ny
Luv AVL.
hmm yeah i figured there was more than one. well then there's one in california and ny, and most likely in a quite a few other places :)=
i like oranges...mmm...oranges...
blood and fangs, al
mmm...oranges...
lol! im watching drake and josh and josh just hit himself in the face with a basketball!!!
HI-larious!!!
blood and fangs, al
Very random today aren't we al? lol
Jess
random is a good thing!!! besides, it's never random when it's about drake and josh. i love that show!!!
i <3 cheeseburgers, al
...i agree on the random thing, i'm very random...it get's me in trouble in school lol.
I perfer other shows to Drake and Josh...anyone kno what happened to Josh anyway?
Oh! and thnx Auntie Heather for writing Vlad's story! It's been saving me on a few assignments in shool!
Jess
i don't know what josh does now. i watch other shows besides drake and josh, but it's one of my favs. it's so funny! so is the awesome series by egoraptor. now go to newgrounds and watch them!!!
blood and fangs, al
egoraptor? wat's it about?
Jess
My Ma prob has that web blocked, she has like 5 million sites blocked cuz they have vids on em. stinky!
VLAD RULES! AUNTIE HEATHER RULES! HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luv AVL.
egoraptor is the guy who made all the awesome videos. the videos are so funny!!!! you have to watch them!!!
blood and fangs, al
I'll look after i get down with my homework...so much...
Thnx for telling mr bout it! and i kno how u feel AVL my dad blocked off so many sites...it really stunk...
Jess
cool. you can go to egoraptor.net and to the left at the top there will be a thing that says The Awesome Series. click on it and it will tell you where you can find and watch the videos. have fun!!!
blood and fangs,al
are you coming to nj anytime? ANYWHERE in nj?
That sucks so bad. I was working right next door that night, and I became a Minion 2 weeks too late..."sigh". The night I bought your book there though, the lovely lady at the cash register gave me one of your buttons so I can show off my love for Vlad on my work uniform ^_^. What a great idea!
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