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Sunday, November 09, 2008

Audiobooks Now Available!

For those of you who dig audiobooks, EIGHTH GRADE BITES and NINTH GRADE SLAYS are now available for download!

39 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!

I so want to download it!

Who voiced it?

1:37 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

A voice actor named Kevin Pariseau. Enjoy!

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's awesome! I love audiobooks :D

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's cool! u finally got a name for the forum! it's xjuliaxfangsx

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh oops! i meant i finally got a name. :)= sorry!

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats great! now i can read two books at once:)=

4:28 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Thats awesome:)=

Luv AVL P.S i didnt think it was such a big deal Jess, i was just wondering;)=

5:55 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Oh auntie i'm sorry its taking so long for the pictures i should have em 2u in a few days or sumpen:)=

Luv AVL

5:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's so cool!:)=

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's okay, i didn't mean anything, it was just random.
I'm Jewish...any other questions?
Btw, i posted up a story on the boards (Vlad's notebook) check it out please!!

Jess

9:55 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Its okay Jess. nope no other questions:)= hehe.

Luv AVL

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh i added a story i'm in the process of making to the forum. please read and tell me what you think!

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read it and it was good! Can u read mine now???
School is so boring! Even with a laptop

Jess

4:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh thank you so much jess!! this is the first time i've shared any of my writing! i will definetely read your stuff!! thanks again!! :)

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're welcome. I find it's good to see other works so you could get ideas and new ways of writing.

Jess

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jess i read your stuff and it was great!!! keep on writing!

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks! I will, keep in tune cuase it gets better

Jess

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i added so more of my story if anyone would like to read it and tell me if they like it :)=

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like it, i really do.
I was out in the city (NY) and i only got home at 11:00, i am exhausted and i'm still going to school!
So how are ur ives? :)=

5:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you so much jess! Wow! Good luck in school today! my life is pretty good...we have a really long fire drill today :)=

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol! Was it cold out? LAst fire drill we had it was freezing!

Jess

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha yeah, and the grass was wet, so it made for a very uncomfortable sitting ;)=

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sat down? we stood/jumped in the cold...we also had one where there might've been a real fire (soemthign about a cigerate or kitchen catastrphy) and we stood outside and i missed a good half-hour of my lunch and other class! I was so hungry!
I hope yours was better then mine ;)

Jess

5:00 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

my life is right now TWILIGHT IN A FEW DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yup thats pretty much my life right now LoL

Luv AVL p.s and i prob wont even see it! how screwed up is that!

6:00 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

P.P.S hey auntie heather you havnt blogged in a while------ 5 days!



Luv AVL

6:01 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Hey Auntie, i just made an account on the forum but when i went to post a comment on the mini contest one, it wouldnt let me. my account said i was a member but it wont let me post, do you know what i could do~? if it doesnt work by the Vlad's birthday could i post my joke on the most recent blog comment thing~?

Luv AVL. P.s my account name is AVL~Vlad~Bite~Me

6:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh, that is strange. I had that problem before i couldn't go on the Bathory High board...
Anyway, my life is the play, it'd tonight and tomorrow night! I cant wait to see all the shocked faces when hey hear the screams lol.

Jess

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i had that same problem, and i'm not sure what to do either....hehe yea i stood for most of the drill and wandered over to my friends because none of the teachers cared cause they hate it just as much as us. :)=

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol!
The first show of the play was tonight! It was SO Awesome! My makeup was cool, i even had some 'blood' on my face. I must read the book now...
Btw, does anyone have an idea for a vampire-news article? i need it for one of my classes and i already did the origination of vampires.

The awesomly hyper
Jess

6:54 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

the blog has been reallyyyyyy realllyyyyy quite lately, :)=

Were is everybody? how is everybody? you know one of the things i hate the most, bordness. it just makes me feel
un-coffin-able, thats probably why i really get into writing, that and other things, anybody else?

Luv AVL

6:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been ok, still can't get on the forum and yes i do agree with you.

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have also recently created a deviant art profile(Dusk-Hunter)i really like the site it's awesome.

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've been so busy! school never ceases :(= hehe i hate boredness too avl! hmm jess maybe you could compare vampire myths with each other, and then add in your own thoughts and current vampire myths? sorry that's all i can think of at the moment :)=

12:18 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Yeah, that is a good idea blackleaper12~! my joke sucks! like all of the other ones r better than mine, LoL, but i dont know if i can even enter, does anyone know what i might be able to do for the forum??????

Luv AVL P.S who cant wait for twilight????!???! i cant but its soo screwed up i prob wont even see it:(=

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate boredom...and hten when i'm busy and i coem back i have missed a lot...it very annoying.
SChool is SO tring, and i'm so sad the play is ova! But nowi have more time wit u guys :) (it evens itself out)
I woudl do that, b ut the srticle has to be on som-what facts. It stinks, but i can't argue with the teacher...anymore.
Any other ideas? I really needf help!

Jess

4:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks avl :)= i'm just sorry you can't use it jess :(= hmm i'm not sure. what do you mean by so what facts??

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i mean i need to have a link to a webstie to back up my information. i still don't have an idea :(=
But when i'm done with this project i might post it up soemwhere, since it's suppost to be a magazine for vampire/peopel who like vampires. Would you guys liek that?

Jess

5:58 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

That would be awesome:)=


Luv AVL

7:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thnx...stil havign trouble with the second article though :(= i didn't know it woudl be hard to think of one

Jess

1:37 PM  

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