What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
36 Comments:
ahhh! im pre-ordering as soon as i get some money! :D
*practically havign heartattack*
Woohoo! Finally!
Jess
*screams* WooT!! I can't wait! I get paid sat. I'm can't wait to pre-order it!
yaaaaaay!!! :)= so happy!
Oh snap! Vlad is getting so OLD!!!
WHHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!! love u auntie heather!!!! vlad is mainly my life and ive been waiting for this like 4EVER!!!
he's my life too.
dido, without Vlad (or the books) i would be very bored with my life and such.
Thank you Auntie Heather
Jess
OHMYGOTH!!! WHEN I SEEN PRE-ORDER I SCREAM AND ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH AUNTIE HEATHER!!!!
LUV AVL!
hey does anyone have any idea's for a name for a cat charactor? something like vampire names? or anything thats like vampire type stuff????
Thanks!
luv AVL
A vampire-ish cat? Yeah i do! Lucifer, Dracula, Damien,Smokey, Tuesday (admans family i think)...wait girl or boy?
Jess
thanks! but i would do lucifer cuz im a christian. and i think it will be girl
Oh, okay. You knwo if you go to Babynames.com you can find a name. it really works, trust me.
Are you getting a cat by any chance?
Jess
awwww i'm so sad i still can't get on the forum and now there is a really good reason too! :(=
I think you can read the topics, Minion 38-14.
If it makes u feel better i can't respond or see any new comments on the Bathory High board. It's starting to really annoy me, anyoen have answers to why?
Why can't you go on Minion 38-14?
Jess
Did you mention that on the webmaster's thread in there, Jess? If not, please do and she'll look into it.
Minion 38-14, did you try another email?
yeah made one on hotmail,gmail and yahoo but it's seems that none of them worked(i still haven't got it for my regular email either) :(=
I did put it up on the webmaster board, ill look again.
I'm sorry Minion, but at least you have the blog...
Jess
I just emailed my webmaster to let her know the gremlins are running amok. :)
Thnx Auntie!
thanks jess, hey i was wonder what religon are you?????
Luv AVL
What religon? Does it really matter?
Sorry, but that's just such a random question
Jess
YAY! I am so preordering the book! *Faints*
I have a quick question.
I sent you an e-mail and two letters, one regarding the picture contest and the other minion bling. Did they ever get to you???
Guess what! I may have a release party at my library for TENTH GRADE BLEEDS! VLAD looks so handsome! I don't want to see him grow up!
:-)
Jess,
I totally agree.
Heather,
I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
P.S. Have you've ever seen wicked?
P.S.S. Most of the Anonymous are me!
I've seen wicked adn it's awesome! I recommend it to everyone!
P.S. thank you for agreeing with me
Jess
in the other book covers vlad is so gangsta with his hood and now he doesnt have a hood and im like 0.0 he has hair! yeah.... the gypsis will get you.... me and my friends call vlad vlad-e-kins cuz im weird.... it makes me sad that the book come sout in july....: (
~hailey
Lol! I agree, he does liek kinda gangsta.
July will come and then will all celebrate!
Jess
OMGOMGOMGOMG!! AUNTIE, HOW DO I PRE-ORDER!! :D
I AM IN LOVE WITH VLADDYVLAD!!=D MUST READ BOOK!!!!
PS <3 was supposed to be a heart!!! Loves him. Love emo-ish people. =D
YEAH!i pre-ordered it.havint got it though someone got it 4 me!!!I CANT WAIT TO READ IT!!!vlad lookz so hawt on this cover
cant wait to get it, Vlad looks Bad ass in that picture
OMG when does it come out in stores????
* jumps fo' joy* :D
SWEET!!
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