What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
19 Comments:
Get well sooon~!!!!~!!!!~!!!~!!! i hope you wont be sick when twilight comes out. and who knows, Vlad might be able to make same mean chicken soup (with some o positive sauce for himself);)=
Luv AVL p.s Auntie do you like Dean Koontz?
Oh forgot to ask does anyone have any suggestions for good vamp style names??? or i should say what i mean is names that people dont use and that not a lot of people know of, you know like those old cool -i mean old- names??? i can write good but i can never think of names! ! ! ! and i've tried all these websites, all i find is greek names LoL.
Luv AVL
Get well soon!
I'm sick too D: it's not fun!
get well Auntie!
Um..let me think..old fashioned names?
Aradia, Nixie, Kayla, Cathy, William, Damian, Dimitri...wait, girls or boys?
Jess
that sucks, heather. one time, i had the stomach flu, then like two years later, the rest of my family got the stomach flu, but i was immune to it. the whole time, i was like, stay away from me!!!!
Hope you get better soon. Being couchbound is NO FUN BLAH.
Awwww. Hope you get well soon aunite!
Um Jess, boy or girl, i have a lot of (well not a lot just i cant thinka enough cool names for them) charactors, and all those names u gave mii r awesome~! fangks you!
Luv AVL p.s does anyone like Dean koontz?
Bug? I had a something bad like that when I was little, they just called it the "bug" though. I had dilusions and stuff. Is that what you have? Anyway, I hope you get better, Auntie. Drink plenty of liquids and stay well rested. :)=
Awwww get well soon Auntie!! Being sick is not fun!! :(=
Hm, old names old names old names...
Andrea, not exactly what I would think of as an old name, but an uncommon name at least.
Philip, Charles, Richard, Pamela, Harleen, Victor, Edward, Eileen, Sandra, Deborah, ummm... Timothy? Irene, OOOOO Florence is great. That's all I can think of now. Hope I helped ya.
wow i know all of people that have gone through the bug-virus-bug phases which have lasted at 2-3 weeks for all of them. Hot Chocolate is advised :)=
auntie plez tell me ur not a twilight junkie like i see all over teh place in skewl i mean it looks ok but its just not my type of movie
AVL how about Jericho, Astrid, Blake, Corrington, Elwood, Daralis, Marcas, Gael, Idina, Soren? All of these are some older names.
Thanks Minion 38-14, Rj and thanks again Jess~! all those names r awesome~!
Luv AVL
Your welcome! I hope i help and i hope you al don't get sick cause it sucks when or sick...
My brother is sick and it's really ruinging my day (and sleeping cause he woke my whole family up!)
Jess
here r some names imaaa using, Nixie, Astrid, Emmett, Timothy, Andrea, Thea, Dimitri, Ismay, Bella, Fallon and other ones, thanx to the people who said soma those names :)=
Luv AVL
Again welcome! but now...i have writer's block...
Happy b-day again (did i say it already, probably)
Hope your all having a good day
Jess
Oh writer's block, why must you strike us?
Your welcome about the names, I love to help.
I personally don't mind being sick, nothing but nausea really bothers me. Though inability to breathe can get irritating.
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