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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Happy Holidays, Minion Horde!



Have you all started winter break yet? Or as I often liked to refer to it, sanity break? If not, hang in there - soon you'll be staying up late and sleeping in, sipping hot cocoa and ripping paper off of gifts! Auntie Heather will be (as usual) working through the holidays, but don't worry...she'll make sure to stop writing long enough to celebrate with her family.

As you might have noticed, Auntie Heather has been rather quiet lately. Well, that's because I have a lot going on right now. I'm busy, busy, busy with work, work, work. I'm writing ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS, tweaking the Super Secret Project, reading a fabulous manuscript with an eye towards blurbing it (oh yeah, so giving this a blurb - I'm addicted), and tweaking this short story for an anthology that'll benefit RIF (comes out Fall 2010). Most of which is due in January...which has Auntie Heather a little crazy, but happy. Being incredibly busy is far better than having too much time on my hands.

I've received several requests for various items that can be used as holiday gifts: Minion Bling, autographs, ARCs, books, hoodies. And while I absolutely sympathize that you Minions know someone who ONLY wants whatever item you asked me for, the fact is that Auntie Heather can't fill every wish. Right now my schedule is so intensely tight that I just can't make any extra trips to the post office to ship things. Not to mention that if I fulfill one wish, I have to fulfill them all...and I can't hand out hoodies and ARCs to everyone...though I wish I could. I'm currently waiting on another order of Bling and that won't get here until after the holidays...and won't get shipped out to you Minions until after winter break. So bear with me, Minions. Auntie Heather feels enormously guilty for not helping you all with your holiday wishes, but...she is Auntie Heather, not Santa Heather, after all. (Though she really, really wishes she were!)

I've also received (as usual, yay!) many messages asking if I'll visit this place or that place. The short answer? Yes! The long answer? Please contact Uncle Paul for more info on how to make that happen: paul @ heatherbrewer dot com

That's all for now! HAPPY HOLIDAYS, MINIONS!

83 Comments:

Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

o0o0o0o0o0o auntie i can't wait for christmas! i feel bad for you, all that stuff, around christmas! but at least you'll be home even if your working, my dad works in the city and he has the to work on christmas, from 5 -but he has to leave @3- to 5 -he will be home about 7:30 or later- so.....MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

my hair looks like a springer spaniel! i put it in four french braids while it was wet and slept with it in, lol i look like a dog.

luv AVL p.s as stupid and lame as this sounds, the word verification thing that u do b4 posting, well the lettterrs it says to write, they give me ideas for names, and sometimes even names. LMBO!!!!

8:35 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

and HAPPY HANNUKAH!!!!! AND ANY HOLIDAY I FORGOT!!!!!! I'M NOT GOOD WIT THAT STUFF SO SRRYY!!!

luv AVL

8:38 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

TGB LAUNCH PARTY??!?!?!?!!!???!???!???!??!??!??!?!?!!!! it already happened?????? or?????? i cant view the your actual post only the other ones, can someon write when where time????? or if it already happened??? im completely clueless.

luv AVL

8:48 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

AVL, you always make me smile :)

The TGB launch party will be at Borders in Fairview Heights, IL on July 11, 2009. More details will follow!

9:08 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Thanks Auntie Heather:):):):):):):)

i'm grinning from ear to ear:)=

luv AVL, i'll have to talk to myy mom about that cuz of the gas prices and stuff soooo ya'know.... i just thought, i'll be thirteen then, whoa.

9:14 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

It's gonna be awesome! Food, mega-sick prizes (yes, including hoodies), contests, activities...

9:19 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

OMG that makes it even better! i was just telling my lil bro bout it and he is like thats like your dream and i went 'IT IS MY DREAM!!!!' i can't wait,

OMG! my sick brain just hatched an idea!!!! i can ask my mom to take me to that for a birthday present!! my birthday is june, so she would bounce for the timing, but the drive would be a deal breaker so lets hope....

luv AVL

9:24 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Fingers crossed, AVL!

9:27 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

O0o0o0o0o0 yay auntie! srry im such a pest, i just get excited when u talk to me, you and Anne Coulter r they only ppl i ever get star struck over, lol.

luv AVL

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy holdiays to you guys too! First night of hanukah tonight! Woo!
Two more das of school and i'm done! I'm countin down!

Jess

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

happy holidays!!!

10:10 AM  
Blogger Vampireex3 said...

Wooh Auntie Heather finally gets some kick-off-shoes and relax time x]
Happy Holidays to you and your family :)=

10:18 AM  
Blogger Camidee said...

YAY! Happy Holidays everyone! And I'm gonna have to have a talk with Uncle Paul to let you come down here to Louisiana. >_< You can visit the Destrehan Plantation, it's where they filmed Interview with a Vampire movie. ^^

10:29 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

my new signiture i for my phone when i text is (no space) < ReAdVlaDSaNtA > if its tooo hard to read -which it sorta is- it says ReAd VlaD SaNtA lol.


luv AVL

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hanukkah already starting and Christmas a couple days away! (I don't know anything about Kwanzaa, sorry...)

I'm so excited... my group of friends is having this Christmas Gift Exchange party on Tuesday, And those things are fun(to anyone who hasn't done a gift exchange, you should.)

Um... below zero temperatures outside and I'm eating ice cream.

11:53 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

o0o0o00o i want ice cream now! i never did a gift exchange party, i don't know enough people.....


luv AVL

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

happy holidays everyone!!!! haha sanity break is here finally!!! aww, well it's a good thing that you like having more work Auntie Heather, because you sound really really busy!! hope everyone is enjoying the relaxing time!!

-Julz

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yaaay, Christmas Break. I hope you get time to relax Auntie Heather!

&&, I want some ice cream now too. XD

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm happy, though I've started my holiday break out with a cold. :( But, I started my holidays out with A's and B's on report cards.

Also, I completed my story. It took a lot out of me to finish it before winter break. whew. I still have tons of editing and proofreading to do on it.

I have requests that I should already get the sequel started during winter break! @_@

Can't doooo! ><

Anyways, hope you have a happy winter! :3

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sanity break, i need those every two weeks....anywayz
Woo! schools almost over! I got most of my work done adn i have almost no worries!

Jess

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there are only six people when I do them (though my church did one too, with about twenty kids)

I have writing to do, next chapters of long stories, a Christmas story, plus some more school most likely.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Vampireex3 said...

Did someone say ice cream?!?;D

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rj did!

4:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww! I just sent away for some Minion Bling! Oh, well, It'll just be a late Christmas gift! You must be so busy, Auntie Heather! Though, I hope every one has a merry Christmas!

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow sounds like you guys sre going to have a graet ime , i'm just going to sit in a corner and read til the sun goes down :)=

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmao.
Im not doing anything special on new years. Just watch my
Dad get drunk. x]=

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My family pigs out on party snackage and watches movies 'till my parents get tired and go to bed or midnight.

You're just doing that on Christmas, Minion 38-14? or were you talking about the whole break time?

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im having so much fun saying this to everyone!! Ahem!: Happy Christmas, Happy Chrismahanakwanzka, Happy New Years, Happy Holidays, Happy WhateverYouAreCelebreating!!!!

That is to every Minion IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! and the ones commenting on Auntie Heather's blog, im glad you get some " down and out" time for the holidays, Auntie Heather, because the holidays is no time to be slacking on slacking off!

Wishing everyone safe trips to wherever they are going, Noodle!!! :)=

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A safe trip for me to the chasms of my mind, cause that's the furthest I'm going to anywhere this year I think!

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just x-mas, that's all

1:16 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

you missed yule....

4:21 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

my brother said he'd take us suicide sleddding, its at the school here, there is a field -whoever wants to go there is allowed- and the hill is giantic and steep so my brother is taking us there for sledding, its gonna be so awesome, and dangerous, SUICIDEE SLEDDDDING!!!!!!!!!XD!!! I think we're going on Christmas while my mom is cooking cause there won't be anybody.


Merry Christmas Eve Eve!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! Then Tomorrow Is Christmas Eve~!~!!~!~!~!~!~! Then Its Christmas~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!



o0o0o0o000o0o0o0o0o my heart is pounding!!!

luv AVL.

7:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoo-hoo!!!

2:34 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Merry Christmas Eve....


luv AVL

6:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You too!

Hate to bring back up an old problem, but do you remember which wrist Vlad's mark is on? I was reading the book last night and couldn't remember.

7:25 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Um I think it is on his left wrist, however i could be mistaken... would you like me to skim through the ending of the book and see?

luv AVL

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read the ending, and I couldn't find any mention of which wrist it was >_<

It's not that important, I was just trying to visualize the last scene and was confused.

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im with avl i have a feeling its on the left wrist

11:09 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

It's on the left wrist, RJ :)=

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, MINIONS!!!

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew it.

Solikesolike I got a 'Norwegian' hat and a Batman blanket from my grandparents for Christmas(their package arrived today) and I was walking around with the hat on and the blanket wrapped around me and my mom called me 'Norwegian Batgirl' and I said 'I'm Batwegian!'

And yes you needed to know this. Merry Christmas!!!!

8:09 PM  
Blogger Vampireex3 said...

I'm not sure about ur time change, but right now, its 12:29 in MA, which means..
MERRY XMAS<333333!! ^^

9:30 PM  
Blogger Vampireex3 said...

Oh, and other holidays it may be for others =)
Or well, not everyone celebrates xmas, so, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

9:31 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!! i got a laptop!!!!!!! and books!!!!! and walmart gift card!!!! and money!!! and awesome clothes with skulls n stuff!!!! and a buncha scary movies!!!!! from my whole family all together,, yayayayayayayayayayayayay. meryy christmas, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

luv AVL

6:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I GOT A COMPUTER YESYESYES!!!!!

Andand a bunch of other awesome things.

Like BATMAN crap and socks and boots and....

Merry Christmas by the way, I hope everyone got exactly what they wanted. AND I hope that you all remember the REASON for the SEASON. Otherwise what point would there be in Christmas?

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good day/night

8:49 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Yes, let's not forget charity to those less fortunate and spending time with loved ones. :)

I hope you all had a happy holiday today (and to my Jewish Minions - keep on partying!).

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hm, not exactly the 'reason' I was talking about, and you sound half like you're avoiding that one. But if you must, then whatever. Forcing arguments to start or criticizing people for thinking differently won't get anyone very far, not here.
Personally, I think that if you're going to celebrate Christmas then you should at least remember that we're doing it to celebrate love. Even if you excuse all the facts out until all it is is a consumer holiday or whatnot, everyone has to say 'whatever, your life' to something.

I could break into song here but then someone might hunt me down and shoot me for doing it so I won't. :\

9:43 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

"Love" IS charity and spending times with loved ones, RJ. As for your religious implications, let's keep them off the blog, as there are better places for those kinds of discussions online.

The Minion Horde is made op of Muslims, Jews, Christians, Pagans, Atheist, Agnostics, Hindus, and everything in between...and I respect that by not discussing any religion on my blog or in my forum.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

The Virgo in me will not rest until I say op=up. Phew!

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't the slightest about what the last post meant. And I don't know if I want to know.

I know this. And I think the whole conversation might have just been avoided if everyone had ignored me, as I tend to act stupid often. As you would know.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

You're not stupid, RJ, and Auntie Heather loves your quirky self :)=

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, thanks? :\

I hope everyone who celebrated Christmas has had a very good one, and everyone who's celebrating at all got exactly what they were wishing for.

P. S. Yes Man is hilarious.

5:57 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Hey Auntie Heather, if you don't mind my asking; I know you were Goth as a teenager, were you Goth as a kid too? Kind of what I'm trying to ask is do you remember what age you were when you knew you were Goth? Sorry if you don't want that question asked, I'm just curious.

luv AVL

7:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get more buttons yet??? im still wanting one

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

happy holidays auntie heather, and other minions!!!!

9:39 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

o0o0o0o0o the bord is soooo quite....



luv AVL

8:05 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

ok, this sounds reallyyyyy stupid but i am wondering if trip pants r really called that, and any good brands for them or big black combat boots or any goth clothes lines or something, cuz i got a walmart gift card and if they have anything like that dir i am gonna talk my ma into letting me get it.......

luv AVL

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never heard of Trip Pants.

Guess who got new tennies today?!?!?! Them is so cool.

Yes, that was necessary, as no one is saying anything.

And apparently shampoos for oily hair are out, there were all of two in Target and none in Bath and Body Works. Which is really annoying.

11:59 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

um....you know those big goth pants????? like they have black n usually studds or something on them, i'm not sure what their called, someone told me trip pants, well ok.


luv AVL

4:23 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Really? 'Cause thats all I use is the super strength shampoo. And they are called tripp pants cause trip is a brand. They make trench coats and pants and anything with chians and studs along with the colors black+white/red/dark green/dark purple.

5:15 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Tripp is an awesome brand. :)=

6:35 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Thanks! now i'ma see if they have anything at walmart......highly unlikely........i'll see if they have a website....



luv AVL

5:55 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Does anyone here like ManicPanic.com? Or the store? I've never been to the store, only the site. I'm still trying to talk my mom into letting me dye my hair. I'm probably going to use some of the money I got for Christmas to buy some hair dye -If thy mom says soo- or if she bounces for it, i want to draw a little design i want my bangs to look like and see if i can get them cut that way because i cut my bangs, trying to be simple, they r all uneven and nasty looking....

luv AVL

6:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I don't get out much, remember? Never heard of Tripp, they sell stuff at Hot Topic, I'm sure, so I've probably seen a couple of things from them.

My social life is too small to have a label.

7:04 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

LoL...... In that horde as well..........




luv AVL does anyone here like the songs Last Resort or Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach?

7:06 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

FYI: Manic Panic fades VERY quickly. Auntie Heather uses Special Effects. ;)

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol, nice
Been gone a few days and new this is long...awesome
Hope u guys have a Happy New Year, mine will be semi-crummy...brother's sick and too much family...

P.Sp. I've heard of Papa Roach

Jess

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My sister has a CD by him(Papa Roach). Is Manic Panic a hair dye? Or... a fansite for the fictional hedgehog (if not the real one is pretty close to that)? Or something else entirely?

3:19 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Its a hair dye place (manic panic) and you can get other stuff too. Thanks auntie Heather, i didn't know it fades quickly, if i can i'll try Secial Effects instead. :)=



luv AVL

6:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Manic Panic...sounds kewl.
Is it aroudn the country or only near yhou? ;)

Jess

6:18 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

No its all round, they have buncha places, you can go to the website and see its ManicPanic.com

6:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Manic Panic does fade really quickly, but if you leave it in for more than the instructions say (they say 15-30 minutes, but you can leave it for quite a while longer and I promise you won't die xD) it'll last somewhat longer. Or you can use a hairdryer while it's setting, to make it stronger. Also they have a version called 'amplified' which lasts for a pretty long time. I'm still trying to find Special Effects in my area, so I'm stuck with Manic Panic for now ^^

Also, for the record, Tripp is my favorite clothing company (and their pants actually FIT me without having to be taken in! I'm too short and tiny xD) and Papa Roach is one of my favorite bands ;D

9:17 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

I used to use Manic Panic, left it on for three hours (it's a veggie dye, so it won't hurt your hair), but I got tired of turning my pillowcases colors and having it fade so quickly. Since I switched to Special Effects, my pillow cases are fine and my color is bright for a good long time.

9:26 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

I seen the blood red by Special Effects, and it reallyy looks like blood! Ahahaha! i can't do my hair completely black, and i'm worried if i dye my hair to often it'll get messed up (i heard you can ruin your hair from dying it too often) and stuff, but i'll have to wait till im a teenager before i can dye my hair perminant black, but what i wantt to do is layer my hair with black and put a lot in it, my mom might go for that, and it'll still be a lil brown and also put in the blood red...

I almost forgot.....my mom is considering the TGB Party for a birthday present!!!! and like she actually is,,, but it is a big thing to think about cause you in MO and we're in NY and there like...a half way across the country from each other lol.

luv AVL

9:39 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Woot! TGB party!!

I use Blood Red!!!! But I bleach first, so it's nice and bright. :)

9:41 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Hahaha.!!!!! I wanna do my hair black with one long streek of Blood Red from top to bottom because my Charactor in my book has her hair like that and i reallyy like it like that!!! maybe if i would go my mom might let me do it, if it wasn't perminant, that wouldn't be so bad ;)= Do you use the bleach kit from Special Effects?????

luv AVL

9:44 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Hmmm...don't know why my comment didn't show up. I use White Out Bleach. You can get it at Hot Topic. :)

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hm, I thought so. Well, if Manic Panic didn't wear onto pillowcases I would probably be allowed to use it. But I don't think my mom would go for black blotched pillowcases.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must find hair dye/spray! And get out of my house to...anywhere!

Jess

10:38 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

The black I use is L'Oreal and that doesn't hurt my pillow cases at all, RJ. Might wanna give it a try!

10:38 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Thanks Auntie!! Well lets Hope i will be able to;)=

luv AVL p.;s my mom thinks i'm obsessed because i had a dream the night before that i had fangs, than we watched the new jounry to the center of they earth and how they guys brother and the girls father believed the book was real, i went 'Now thats obsession!'

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but I would need to use fade out/wash out dye.

Hey, obsession isn't that bad, whenever I'm into something I get totally obsessed for months!

12:34 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

RJ, ooooh, okay. Stay away from any so-called "temporary" black dyes. Even they won't wash completely out.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So fade out'll do it?

3:22 PM  

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