What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
29 Comments:
Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VLAD!!!!!!!!
luv AVL
VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whoahman. the video is INTENSE [: lovelurveluff it!
Awesome video!
Wish i had one of those cool Vlad shirts :(=
Also i like your red and black hair :)=
Very awesome ;)
Jess
You'll have to tell Jacob that I loved seeing him play Vlad! I didn't read the whole post before watching the video and I was wondering who was that awesome Vlad!!!
I LOVE your hair, the red is awesome, I miss my red hair D:
Good luck with the deadlines!
i also love your hair!!! yay for vlad!!!
Nooo minion blinggg D:!
Boo to whoever did thatt Dx
Go Jacob playing Vladdd :D!!
I wish i had that cool shirt~ xD
Oh and keep fighting, Auntie Heather~ :3
P.S. I LOVE YOUR BLACK AND RED HAIR ^_^!
I'm lovin your outfit+chocker you wore in that video too! ^^
SNOOOOOOOW DAAAAAY!!!
I sent away for Minion Bling last week. :(
The video is AWESOME! I really want the shirt. >_< And jacket...
Dang, that's a neat video! I saw it at school for the book fair thing. Read the books... FELL IN LOVE!
wow!
aunntttiiiieeeee!!!
XD
awww...that stinks about he minion bling...
Im upset now cuz i havnt sent for it yet, now i dont know if i ever will...:(
Wow, that was an awesome shirt!
Jacob played a GREAT Vlad!!! :D
Wow the bord is quite....
I just finished breaking dawn last night, realllyyyyyyyy didn't lkike it!!!!!!!!
The only part of the book I found ok was from page 540 to the ending, though the later parts were my favorite, except the ending, it could have been much better then the way she made it.
But I would preffered more conflict and fighting, and Bella wasn't clumsy blushing Bella anymore, that made me sadd. :(=
In my opinion the book sucked, but the last 200 hundred pages were ok, basicly inbetween the Volturi clearing and after Irina Sees them were only parts I liked....
But thats just my opinion!!!!!!
luv AVL
Awesome Video, Auntie Heather! I really like your hair! It's really cool!
Love it! awesome hair! where did you get that sweet necklace?
Why is the board so quite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv AVL
i agree AVL, Breaking Dawn just wasn't for me...ugh i have been so busy with school and more stories for the forum :) (xjuliaxfangsx)Yay, it's finally the weekend!! Hope all of you have a great one!
Oh, and do any of you guys care about the superbowl???
I know Breaking Dawn did suck. the only thing I thought was kind of cool was Renesmee's talent.
Aaaaaah. Anyone been in Grade nine here before? Freakin scary, Im going next year and their already throwing forms at us. D:
haha i'm going next year too. yup forms keep on coming >_<
Not for me, I'm going to be13, not 14 so i have another year before that........
luv AVL
Yeah, i'm in freshmen year at high school.
Don't fret, really, meet some good friends adn keep tehm close, and watch your enemies closley.
Nothing can be worse then my mom's school, i looked it up and saw teh comments...and nothign can be too bad compared to my school.
Oh! Btw, someone hacked a road sign and made it say "Zombies ahead!" and "run away!" and, of course, "Nazi zombies! Run!"
Hackers got into the system lol
Jess
That video was awesome!! I loved your choker! It's so pretty. and I loved the way your hair looked. I want mine like that. LOL. Jacob rocked!! GO VLAD!!! I want a shirt like that. :( LOL
ROCK ON VLADIMIR TOD!!!
Ninth grade's next year for me too =x
Me tooo.
I better make the best of this year.
<_<
It isn't as bad as you think...i think.
I'm in ninth grade and nothing TOO bad has happened...yet...
Jess
Ok minions I have a confession to make, I actually do like Breaking Dawn, I love it. I felt embarrassed to like it for some idiotic reason. :/ sorry I lied.
luv AVL
Haha,
I have that same choker!
And i just bought both of the books at the bookfair at my school. They play the trailer everyday.
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