What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
I'll be the the hospital until Friday and pretty busy until then, so if you could all cross your fingers for me that day, I'd really appreciate it. If you have any important questions, please feel free to contact Uncle Paul (you can email him at paul@heatherbrewer.com). 
I'll be the the hospital until Friday and pretty busy until then, so if you could all cross your fingers for me that day, I'd really appreciate it. If you have any important questions, please feel free to contact Uncle Paul (you can email him at paul@heatherbrewer.com). 
20 Comments:
Awww Auntie Heather!!!!! I've got all my fingers crossed!!!!!
Love you, Auntie!
luv AVL
I hope you'll be better.
luv AVL
:(=
luv AVL
aww Auntie i hope you're alright!!! with all the love,
your minion :]
My Dad had 5 heart attacks and had 7 surgeries if he can survive all that then Heather you'll be perfectly fine.
Hope everything goes well with the surgery. :)
Surgery for what? Even so, I hope it goes all well. I had surgery when I was a baby on my foot and almost had to lose it. Amazingly, a miquito bite saved me... If they didn't spread viruses, I'd love them! XD I bet you'll be fine though, Auntie, doctors nowadays are geniuses almost.
I hope you recover quickly! And thanks for the Minion Bling, I got mine on Sunday and I wear it everywhere!
I'll cross my fingers and whatever else I can cross! :)=
Auntie Heather,
I hope the surgery goes well! I have all my fingers crossed! Feel better!
( And Remember that you have all your minions there for support)
Good Luck!
- SpaceKing800
my fingers are crossed!!! we are all here for you!!! all us minions and vlad lovers!!! it'll be okay!!!!
ooooo, i hope you get better soon, your strong you will survive!! (sings in head *i will survive, i will survive! for as long as i know how to live i know i will survive!...* or something like that :)= in any case i've got all my fingers, toes, legs, arms, and eyes crossed for you!! Just think, you'll be eating ice cream before you know it!! :)=
a random minion ;)=
Good luck!!!
your random minion! ;)=
I've got all my fingers crossed Auntie! Get better!!! Everyone is here for you, and it will all be fine!!
Loving Minion Julz :)=
OMG I'M CROSSING EVERYTHING I HAVE =O!
GOOD LUCK AUNTIE HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x999999999999
P.S. Thats a funny picture XD
The girl's like ''O_O''
Lol :P
Crossing my fingers Auntie Heather! Feel better!
Jess
If I cross my fingers,I bring bad luck. :3
But anyways, hope it goes well. I had surgery too, the beginning of last month, but I'm doin' fine now.
omg auntie are you okay??? i've everything crossed!!!! omg i hope you're okay!!! i'll pray for you!!!
hope it all goes well.
Aweuuh, I hope you feel better, and that the surgery goes well!
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