What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
Thanks to my brilliant, fabulous agent (Michael Bourret of Dystel & Goderich), I just sold the fifth book in The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod to my publisher, Dutton (Penguin)!!! Everybody say "Thanks, Michael!" and for that matter, give a shout-out to my publisher for loving Vlad almost as much as you Minions do. :)
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Thanks, Micheal! And Hello Dutton (Penguin)!
Hey Vlad. Congrats Auntie Heather, you've worked hard!
I'll miss Vlad very much Auntie, :'[
luv AVL
Really really gonna miss Vlad....
luv AVL
Oh Auntie I forgot to ask; will you be having a trailor for TGB?
luv AVL
Ty Micheal and Dutton!
We need confetti to celebratwe ;)
Jess
Congrats Auntie Heather! Thanks to Michael and Dutton! I don't know how I'm going to live on knowing that there isn't another Vlad Tod book coming out! I'm going to miss him so much! :'(
Yay! Thanks Mr. Michael! And don't worry, Auntie, we'll all miss Vlad, but as long as his story ends happily I bet you won't be too sad. I always think about the endings of my books, but I think I'll be happy to let my characters go as long as they're happy. ^^
I just finished reading Eighth Grade Bites yesterday, and I just wanted to say IT WAS AWESOME!!! I can't wait to get the second book!
And, YAY, a fifth Vlad book!
Now, I must get back to reviewing EGB. :D
Thanks Michael and Dutton (Penguin)!!! xD
& Gratz Auntie Heather ~:)=!!
I'm sad that Vlad's story is coming to an end, but i can't wait to see what comes next!
I think we are all sad to see those characters go D:
wait, FIFTH? does that mean you finished the series?
My hair has now been cut. :)=
luv AVL
Congratulations! And thank you Michael and Dutton! It is kind of sad to know that Vlad's story will be coming to a close eventually, but I'll definitely be looking forward to what will come afterwards :)
And cool, AVL! Getting a haircut is fun :) I cut my hair last weekend (Yeah, I have a hobby of cutting it myself, lol. It looks pretty good, though, if I do say so myself!) Hooray for haircuts!
yes it confused me to anonymous.... and that makes very sad : (
Congrats Auntie Heather! And thank you Michael and Dutton (Penguin)! I can't believe Vlad is done, it's going to be sad, but Vlad's story is great, and i can't wait for new stuff :)=
Oh that's cool Zombie! My hair would look horrible if i cut it myself o.0 but i am getting it cut soon!!
O0o0o0o0o0oo sounds awesome blackleaper12 and zombie!
luv AVL
haha yeah i am excited! what did you do to your hair AVL?
I'm gonna miss Vlad too much T_T
Maybe you could try writing another vampire story, and maybe MENTION Vlad?!?!:)
I can't wait to get my bling!! :D
Congrats!
Vampireex3 i sorta got it a razor style, but she didnt use a razor, its lots of layers, thick uneven, has bangs and about shoulder length. its reallly coool looking everyone liked it. :)=
I just finished Dance With A Vampire. I got it the other day at Borders, they had Kissing Coffins but it was hard cover n big and the other four i have are smaller and paperback so i didn't get it. I'll have to get it online.
luv AVL
Thanks Michael(sp?)
Hey, has anyone seen the Uninvited? I thought it was amazing.
No i didn't see the Uninvited, i thought it looks awesome though, my cousin wanted her 'step-sisters' to go with her to see it instead of me so w.e. But i asked my ma if me my younger bro pete and jimmy (he is visiting from VA) can go see Push today or tomorrow cause he leaving tuesday and she didn't want us going yesterday. Well i asked if i can ask Jimmy and Pete if they wanna go, but she only gave me a maybe.
luv AVL
WHoops forgot to write my older bro Jimmy lol...
luv AVL
It took me like, 3 different mirrors set up in my bathroom to cut the back of my hair xD
Your haircut sounds really cool, AVL! :D razor-cut styles (or even if they're not cut with a razor but use the same techniques or whatever) are really cool. I need to get a razor for myself, it'd be fun xD
I haven't seen the uninvited, but it does look very intriguing :D
Gratz AVL! :D
It sounds really cool! ^_^
Sank u :)=
luv AVL
your hair sounds awesome AVL!!! My sister saw the Uninvited and didn't really like it that much, but my friend saw it and said even though it was a little confusing it was really good...so i guess i will just have to see for myself :)
Yeah i think it looks coool, my friend seen it and she said it was good but really wierd lol.
has anyone here every read The Book Of Time? I'm reading it right now and its really good. Vlad Tepes is in it. :)=
I also have the second one but im not up to that yet; my mom gave them to me for x-mas.
luv AVL.
thanks, michael! and guys, vlad's story will never die if we keep it alive.
true that true that
who is a girl that likes football players who are the star QBs
Creator maybe you should think about making another series like a sub series you know maybe about a next generation vampire??
Thank you Michael Dutton!
AVL Push is a pretty good movie, and ur hair sounds awesome
All of this is coming from a half vampire - I neeeeed blood but i dont have the fangs to get it
i found myself cutting my finger and drinking the blood last night
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