What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
22 Comments:
Hope you feel better :)=
Agreed Booksellers are cool like that!
Hey, Auntie Heather! I hope everything goes well and you feel fang-tastic in the days after your surgery!:)= I hope Vlad hopes you'll be OK too...
AWWWWW feel better :-)
well im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited for TGB and all the other books!!!!! GOOD LUCK AND GOOD WRITING!!!!!
Your #1 Minion
HANna
Cool-ness! Now We'll Know what Exactly Happened To Them When They Were Eight
i can't wait for TGB to come out!!!! so excited! feel better :) auntie!
Minion Julz
Ok, hope you feel better Auntie! I can't wait for the new books to be out, like seriously dude i can;t wait lol.
luv AVL
I just seen the friday the 13th with my gothist cousin and her friend it was awesome definatly worth it just we turned around at the sex-scenes for a warning.
luv AVL
Bye Auntie, hope all goes well! ^^
Hopefully this week will be better, all last week was horrible...
hope your hostpital stay is fangtastic!!! XD
Hope your hospital stay/surgery go well!
Now i'm even more sicked (sp?) to read Eleventh Grade burns!
Jess
hope your hosptaly thingy is as fun as it can posibley be.
(sorry I hate hospitals... they smell like dead people. Which is kinda cool.. unless you're less than an hour away from a scalpul(sp?) in your throat.)
Anyone like Alex Flinn's books?
YAY AUNTIE HEATHER!!! I hope you have fun at the hospital! More Vlad Tod goodness!!
hi auntie heather i love can't wait
till tgb comes out hope you feel better you are awsome the hospital smells like dead people i hate it hope you get better now you have a fangtastic time. now im so exited
about EGB
its so exciting to know that the next book is just five months away, so long yet so little time! The hospital is scary place (even scarier than haunted houses) i hope you feel much better after the surgery. the bookseller at the borders i often go to doesn't stay the same for very long, they change almost every other week, it's sad because there was a bookseller who was a really cool guy (he used to work in the cafe at the borders and eventually got promoted to manager but didn't stay there very long.)
...wow, i ramble too much, hope you get better, because you are an awesome person!
another minion,
aniko
actually i like haunted houses, hospitals are just plain awful. random minion :)=
i 4got u had surgery sry... but u said ull b home 2day right? up its all good in the hood for auntie! : )
are u almost finished with eleventh grade burns yet? im not tring to sound impaient or anything im just wondering. I'm glad ur back home now the bog is always quiet and its boring.
Miss you, Heather! Hurry home!
WAHH CANT WAIT FOR TGB! ^_^
And good luck(times infinetly) on your surgery :)!!
We'll all be waiting for your return. ^^~
HEY AUNTIE !
I really hope everything goes well!
Good luck from the freak. (:
TGB comes out the midnight of my birthday! It's the greatest birthday present ever! I just can't wait!
- SpaceKing800
Alright, I just want to post this comment here: There might be 2 usernames that might look very much alike. They are the same person because since I forgot my original username [Christine (a.k.a. Vlad Fan #1)] ( I have Short-Term Memory Loss for some stuff), so I remembered it as best I could. Thanks.
Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.
Chris:)=
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