What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
16 Comments:
Haha that sounds funny, (fraken-heather-ish lol). I hope your better then sore real quick. Actually yesterday my mom had surgery too (mouth) but im not going to go into detail or anything. And this minion is terrified to go to the dentest but i'm going to go anyway for braces info thing. Yeah i'm like so morbid i'm actually scared my dentest will poisen me or something (just watched a columbo a week ago when the dentest poisened the guy) so i'm really looking forward the that. And i also don't wanna have to be put unconcious, that will terrify me!!!!
I hope FRANKENHeather will feel like AUNTIE Heather again soon.
Yours in Eternity, AVL.
That picture is neat, real neat.
:)=
luv AVL
Hope you are feeling better.
well, on my side of the cemetery, i've been dying a slow and painful death. (not really) (just messing around) (but it would've been funny if i didn't tell you that)
*sigh* research paper auntie heather, research paper.
Well on my side i've got a couple of vampires complaining about the smell they say it's some type of seasoning"hint""hint"
I hope Franken-Heather sucsessfully makes the transformation back to Auntie Heather! :)=
I can see it now...People running in terror. Is it a ghost? A vampire? No, it's Franken-Heather! XD
Anyway, glad you're doing well. I've been doing some writing myself, though it's getting more difficult each chapter. What's more, there hasn't been any comedy! D: I always have comedy in my stories, whether I want to or not, but I can't seem to fit any in this one yet...Even so, everyone seems to love it all the same so far. XD
the dentist wont poison u calm down avl nothin much exept rain on my sdie of the cemetary hopefully franken heather goes away soon..
Franken-Heather. lol!
*sigh* there's been some drama.
lets see, i broke up (kinda) with my bf. kinda, 'cause i'm really confused about stuff.
and there's just a lot of bad-ish stuff going on. :(
hopefully it all gets better.
Hey heaather hooe your feeling better my uncle had surgery too but I hearfd you'll b coming to the libary I work at mclay library so I'l c u there martina
Apperently I can't text right sorry
Weird thigns on my side of teh cementary for me...but when were thigns actually...normal?
My toaster oven caught fire...it wasn't a pretty picture (Adn the house reeked of smoke)...but other then that, and a few minor things (Annual Standerdized test coming up, friend drama...ish, sick), i'm doin' well.
Jess
Everybody has a right to fear stupid things...... :(=
Yeah i can name a few stupid fears i have.... Vaccumes.... Squirrels... Dentist.... Needles.
I'm just weird. LOL.
luv AVL
Well, nothing much. Just waiting TGB to come out, hang with my vampire friends, and hoping Franken-Heather tranforms into Auntie-Heather soon.
Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.
Chris:)=
jesuschrist, that must of 'sucked' eee:] i hope you notice my pun. and hope you gett better
one of your 2504850493 fans,
sedwaaa
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