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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

It's Franken-Heather!!!

She's got staples in her tummy and walks hunched over like an old man. She's Franken-Heather!!!
Hey Minions! I just thought I'd catch you all up on me. As you know, last Wednesday, I had some surgery done. Other than being a lil sore still (and Franken-Heather-ish), I'm feeling much more like my old self and I've actually been writing again! That and not spending time with my Minions (plus that whole have-my-tummy-sliced-open-and-my-insides-rearranged thing) was by far the worst part of being gone for a week. But I'm back now, for the most part. Still digging through hundreds of emails, though, so be patient!

So...catch me up on the Minion Horde! What's been happening on your side of the cemetery?

16 Comments:

Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Haha that sounds funny, (fraken-heather-ish lol). I hope your better then sore real quick. Actually yesterday my mom had surgery too (mouth) but im not going to go into detail or anything. And this minion is terrified to go to the dentest but i'm going to go anyway for braces info thing. Yeah i'm like so morbid i'm actually scared my dentest will poisen me or something (just watched a columbo a week ago when the dentest poisened the guy) so i'm really looking forward the that. And i also don't wanna have to be put unconcious, that will terrify me!!!!

I hope FRANKENHeather will feel like AUNTIE Heather again soon.

Yours in Eternity, AVL.

8:53 AM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

That picture is neat, real neat.
:)=

luv AVL

8:54 AM  
Blogger LA Burton said...

Hope you are feeling better.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, on my side of the cemetery, i've been dying a slow and painful death. (not really) (just messing around) (but it would've been funny if i didn't tell you that)

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*sigh* research paper auntie heather, research paper.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well on my side i've got a couple of vampires complaining about the smell they say it's some type of seasoning"hint""hint"

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope Franken-Heather sucsessfully makes the transformation back to Auntie Heather! :)=

5:17 PM  
Blogger Camidee said...

I can see it now...People running in terror. Is it a ghost? A vampire? No, it's Franken-Heather! XD

Anyway, glad you're doing well. I've been doing some writing myself, though it's getting more difficult each chapter. What's more, there hasn't been any comedy! D: I always have comedy in my stories, whether I want to or not, but I can't seem to fit any in this one yet...Even so, everyone seems to love it all the same so far. XD

4:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the dentist wont poison u calm down avl nothin much exept rain on my sdie of the cemetary hopefully franken heather goes away soon..

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Franken-Heather. lol!

*sigh* there's been some drama.
lets see, i broke up (kinda) with my bf. kinda, 'cause i'm really confused about stuff.
and there's just a lot of bad-ish stuff going on. :(

hopefully it all gets better.

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey heaather hooe your feeling better my uncle had surgery too but I hearfd you'll b coming to the libary I work at mclay library so I'l c u there martina

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apperently I can't text right sorry

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weird thigns on my side of teh cementary for me...but when were thigns actually...normal?
My toaster oven caught fire...it wasn't a pretty picture (Adn the house reeked of smoke)...but other then that, and a few minor things (Annual Standerdized test coming up, friend drama...ish, sick), i'm doin' well.

Jess

4:50 PM  
Blogger AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! said...

Everybody has a right to fear stupid things...... :(=

Yeah i can name a few stupid fears i have.... Vaccumes.... Squirrels... Dentist.... Needles.

I'm just weird. LOL.

luv AVL

7:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, nothing much. Just waiting TGB to come out, hang with my vampire friends, and hoping Franken-Heather tranforms into Auntie-Heather soon.

Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.

Chris:)=

11:47 AM  
Blogger sedra elise said...

jesuschrist, that must of 'sucked' eee:] i hope you notice my pun. and hope you gett better

one of your 2504850493 fans,
sedwaaa

5:36 PM  

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