What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
17 Comments:
Awesome auntie heather! Wish i coulda been there. i'm still trying to get my mom to go for the TGN launch party. still on thin ice lol. Me and my gothist cousin Tillie (nice term RJ, i use it all the time lol) r spendig the afternoon at Hot Topic today, then she's gonna sleep over tonight. thats sorta why i'm glad she's home schooled2 cause she can come over earlier. Later auntie Heather.
OHMYGOTH! i was reading Fear Nothing yesterday and the dude wrote something like Frankenstein's great-great-great-great granddaughter, (as a joke thing) and you know what her name was?!?!?!........................................ Tada!
Heather Frankenstein!!!!! and that brought me righttttttt back to when you were Franken-Heather.
luv AVL, by the way, are you back to AUntie Heather?????
this day has been filled with bad luck! tiz so sad. :(
cool! sounded like fun! :D
A fellow minion,
Aniko
First, a coffee shop. Then...THE WORLD! ;-)
Oh, my, god. Sooo, you're already working on your next book, Eleventh Grade Burns? Oh, I'm so excited. I've only read Eighth Grade Bites, and tomorrow's my birthday, and I'm going out to buy Ninth Grade Slays. I'm so excited. I can get enough, I sware! Vlad rocks! I'm one of your top Minions, even though I onle read one book. I'M JUST SO EXCITED! Happy Friday the 13th, Auntie Heather! :)= Tell Vlad I said hi. Oh, I have an awesome fansite. =D Yay. ^.^ It's eighthgradebites.webs.com if anyone wants to check it out. Bye!!!
Aweosme! Sounded soo cool!
i have so much work now for the weekend, but i luv Fri teh 13th!
Jess
Yay! It's my favorite day of the year too! X3 I love the number 13, I don't care what people say, it's awesome. It's also the only number that can be turned into a letter. 1+3=B Yep, B. Go 13!!!! And my day has had a few mishaps but nothing too bad so whee~
I had a fangtastic day! I hope you all did too. Is this the last Friday the 13th for the rest of the year?
I wish I could have been there. I wore my fangs though, just to freak people out. It's back to ork for me too though. *sighs* So sad.
man i wish i could of been there but here in florida i just got an A on my test!!!! too busy, but sounds like you had fun heather. i wanted to be there, when i told my friend what there was going to be an event there on like the other side of the country, she started to cry!!! she is such a big minion! and we hope that you would be able to come to Fl sometime, and Specificly boca raton!!! that is where we live! and we want you so bad!!
Full moon...
it paints the sky with the sun,
the master piece in the night sky..
from you second biggest minion yet
OMFGitsAITANA
or *cookieblossom*
hugs
people say that bad things happen on friday the 13th, but only one bad thing happened to me. i failed my science test. oh well!!!
I brought my friend's daughter to McClay Thursday night, and we had a total blast! I wasn't sure how much I would enjoy it because I hadn't read your books yet and wasn't sure I was interested in any of the other books, but all three of you authors just worked that panel. It was funny, informative, and talking to our friends about it makes them insanely jealous. Plus, now that I've finally finished Tsugumi Ohba's Death Note series, I can start on Vlad!
i loooove friday the thirteenth. mostly because everyone else hates it. i loooove being different almost as much as i love friday the thirteenth. i know, im a dork.
good luck on eleventh grade burns, Auntie Heather!
Well, today's Sunday the 15th, the scariest of all!
BOO!
xD
PS ~ Heather I got your books today. (:
Had a wonderful time at the signing! It's so great to *finally* meet a fellow Zero fan. XD I'm looking forward to the release party, and can't wait to read more of Vlad's adventures. :)
uh auntie, i'm having some trouble with the forum :'( i am trying to post messages, but it keeps telling me to log back in, and when i do, it still won't let me post. any idea what might be the problem?
Im a 12 yr old in 7th grade and im highly inspired by your books. They are thrilling in all ways. I believe that if you make this into a movie it'll be better then "Twilight." I know I'm young, but i'm 100% in love with your books. I couldn't put them down. I've read Eighth grade bites and ninth grade slays..I can't wait untill 10th grade sucks? I think thats it. I forgot the title. Well keep on writing...I'm on the edge of my seat waiting.
-Sicerely.
~Your fan
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