What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
32 Comments:
OMG!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! hey first comment...OMG LIMBO!!! *limbos under random pole*
LIMBO LIMBO LIMBO!!!!!! I can't WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *follows under random pole* (Hey, where did this pole come from?)
OMG! This roxes my soxes!
Yay!!! I can't wait!!! XD
YAY!!!!!!!! How is auntie anyway? are u excited that ur minions will be praising u on ur new book even sooner. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv AVL
what is the name of ur new book series?
luv AVL
yay!!!
now i dont have to wait longer!!
*limbos under random pole*
oh my god!!!!!!!! *limbo* yes!!! now we don't have to wait (as long) ^_^ YAY!!!
YESSSSS!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!! I can't even express how I feel. Auntie Heather you just made my day!!!
limbo... wooo...
sorry im in a bad mood...
kinda...
YA!!! this rocks!!! *follows others under random limbo pole* XD SO COOOL!! so AWESOME!!!!
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! lol I'm so excited! Vlad is the coolest! we could hang lol....too bad he's stuck in a book
Woo! I am hyped up! i can't wait!
*follows uder random limbo pole* XD
Jess
Hey Heather I have read tenth grade bleeds so if you mant to quuuuiz me you can email me at cmgreene96@gmail no spaces it is so good
yay!!!! pole!!! we need more poles!!!
*8,000,000 poles appear*
everybody limbo!!!
oh hey that reminds me, my friend's birthday is june 25. so...let us limbo some more!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*follows under random limbo pole*
luv AVL
*would follow but can't limbo for the life of her* Can't wait! *marks her calendar*
huzzah!
sweet!!! 4 days after my b-day, so i actuall have $$$ to buy it! WOOOO!
YES! That's great! Now it won't take as long to wait! Happpiness! *Throws confetti and limbos*
what is the music playing in the NGS and EGB trailor? its awesome.
luv AVL
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !
THIS IS THE AWESOMEST NEWS EVER !
I
CANNOT
WAIT
!!
Dear Auntie Heather,
Although this is happy news, I am a little bit upset. The release date was the midnight of my 13th birthday: this was going to be the best birthday present ever. Oh well... nothing I can do now. Anyway, guess what? I'm in Chicago and one of the people who is in the house with me now is from St. Louis! I told her all about you and, though an adult, she knows all about your books! How cool is that?
NOW IT'S TIME TO LIMBO!!!!
- SpaceKing800
My mom said that she will preorder it for a birthday present because it comes out twenty days after my birthday (I'm the 5th, and this says the 25th) so I'm mega-sycked dude.
I'M READY TO LIMBO!!!!!!
luv AVL
oh my god this is 2 days after my birthday best birthday present ever!!!!!!
my bdays da 3 and we posted 7-9 everywhere for nothing lol *limmmmbbboooo*
OMJ!!!! I CANNOT wait. Well, I'll just be up to my vampire ways until then...
Oh yeah...
LET US MINIONS LIMBO!!!!!! *limbos*
Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.
OndrejPavelecLuvrFan#1
Chris:)=
OMG!!!! I'm so excited! Can't wait!
OH YEAH!!!!!!! I was all down when it was set to be in july...:( but now im so excited!!!! yes thanks for who ever moved the date i love you for that!!!! <3 :) .. vv
Sweet. Only three weeks after my b-day. x3
THat my bff bdays and also mine,and we both adore your books!
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