What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
47 Comments:
Why must you torment me like this?!?!?! Hehe, just kidding... sort of.
I CAN'T WAIT TO READ THAT!!!!!!! XD
I sure am ready, Heather!!! Why must you torture us and have the book come out in July?!?! ;.; It sounds so good... Say hi to Vlad for me. xD
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Oh, I can't wait to get the book and learn the Elysian Code! Then I can use the Elysian Code at school and see what my friends say to that. xD
The best things about the book that you've listed to me is:
"6. Vlad is tormented by horrific, painful, bloody nightmares all through the book." Yes, bloody, scary nightmares. Right up my ally! :)= Oh, and the fact that the book has a lot of pages.
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I CANNOT wait to read Tenth Grade Bleeds!!! The wait is driving me crazy! Hopefully my vampire ways will pass the time and make the wait go by quicker...
Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.
Chris:)=
Oh yeah, I forgot to say this:
I am ready!!
Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.
Chris:)=
Dude! i am sooo ready! Vlad is tormented?!?!?! POOR VLAD! Henry. DOesnt. Want. Drugde. WHY?!?!?! lol i cannot wait. i am sooo loooking forward to learning the ELysian code. there are a lot of pages. swee-eet.
luv AVL.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I can't wait until July!!! I cannot wait to learn the Elysian Code!! I was born ready for this book!
hi Vlad. auntie will there be a trailor for TGB?
luv AVL
YYYEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you better belive that i am ready. ok well anyways i cant wait what are you saying woaman. and please tell me this new friend of his isnt a syco maniac like Joss that kills my wonderful vampire friends. if he is i will be sad. i want him to suck someones blood so bad. i mean and another thing, Vlad never really treated him like a drudge. so yeah just saying.
whatever i still am obsessed of your book!!!
CANT WAIT <3 Anticipating it ALREADY
oh, so juicy, im so thirsty for Vlad!!! why must you torment us so!!! oh, but its so goooood!!
Auntie Heather, why is your launch party on the 11th of july when the book comes out on the 9th? is the party really supposed to be on the 11th?
:cheers:
I can't wait for Vlad's new adventure!
time for some fanfiction!
Woo! that sounds flippin' awesome! I really can't wait!
Jess
Auntie Heather,
Why are you making us wait! This book sounds so FANGTASTIC! This book is probably going to be the best in the series. Your books keep getting better and better!
- SpaceKing800
AAAAAAAAAAH.
This one sounds better than all of them .. together!
I thought your son was the model for Vlad's books. =SS
And I AM WAY READY FOR TENTH GRADE BLEEDS. =DDDDDDD
i've been ready for a while. but i can wait....i hope...
CAN'T WAIT!!!!
I've missed you!!!
I can't wait for this book Heather!!
auntie u shudnt torture us like this...the book is all ready why cant it be out sooner please!!!!!!
Sweet--July 9th is my birthday, though I'll be buying it for my daughter, Madi, who voraciously read your first two and is chomping for the next.
Guess what??!!!!
i am getting fangs!!!!
real ones honey, i mean it
i have always wanted some
since i was little i have had a obsesstion wih vampires
i love to bite people
and that is probably why i get in trouble
I'm ready to storm the nearest bookstore in a full-out attack to get the book :)=
Holy Cow of the Dairy Farm, (yes, I actually talk like that) this book is going to be AWESOME! I bet I'll enjoy reading it. :D
OMG! I am so ready!!! I absolutely can't wait!!! <3 Vlad
*dies* *comes back to life* Oh my god I have to get it when it comes out! I wanna learn Elysian code!
"6. Vlad is tormented by horrific, painful, bloody nightmares all through the book." POOR VLAD I MUST HUG HIM!!
I'm so ready!
torture!! This one sounds so exciting! and homg no henry!! You must remain Vlads drugde you must
why must it come out so late...
Wassup auntie? im gonnabe 13 in less then two months. ugh. im doung this thing; im gonnabe the ultimate daughter until my birthday, meaning cleaning every surface of the house, doing dishes, cleaning my room, do my homework, no answering back or eyerolling, and more. then im gonna ask her a new haircut for my birthday and black highlights LOL. i wanna get ashley greene as alice cullen's haircut. minus the short bangs. and black highlights. wish me luck minions. lol
luv AVL
dear, heather brewer i am from indianpolis, indiana i am a huge fan of your books. i am also an actor and if you ever thnk about making a movie i would love to play henrey i've done many rolls playing that kind of character. it would be a gret honor to meet you.
if you want toknow more about me. i am...
.13
.a guy who plays trumpet
.an actor
.a huge fan
sincerly,
seth thomas
sorry heather my phone number is
{317} 786-3310
sicerly seth thomas
Happy Easter!
luv AVL
*SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM*
I'M READYYYY~ :3
damn rite we're all ready
Happy Easterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :)=
Auntie Heather I have a quick question. On the web page for the guy who designed the cover he said "Of particular not here is how I managed to bamboozle them into letting me put the author's name on BACK of the Chronicles of Vladimir Tod... That was a good day. A very good day, indeed."
I thought that was a little rude and unprofessional and was just wondering how you felt about it. Do you mind that your name isn't on the front?
I hope I'm not squeezing lemon juice in an old wound!
Unprofessional? Not at all! As you know, it's traditional to put the author's name on the front cover. My covers are so visually engaging, though, that the title and my name crammed on the front would have taken away from it entirely. Besides...I'm not a traditional kind of person, so I dig being different. I trust and admire Christian completely. And so far...having my name on the back hasn't been a bad thing at all. ;)
RoCk oN AuNtIe!!!!!!!!
luv AVL
Thanks for replying, but I meant that it was unprofessional for him to kind of brag about bamboozling the people who hired him on his webpage. But I do LOVE the covers and can't wait for July 9th!
I think you misunderstood, Anonymous. I believe Christian was merely excited about being able to do something exciting and new, more untraditional. I certainly don't think he was bragging about bamboozling anyone. Believe me, Christian is an incredibly professional, sweet, wonderful, kind, artistic guy.
I WANNA READ THISS BOOK NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYY???? PRQUE??????? IT SHOULD COME OUT NOWW NOWW NOWW!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZZZZ I REALLY WANNA READ THIS BOOK CAN YOU MAKE IT COME OUT FASTER?? MABE NEXT MONTH DONT MAKE MEE WAIT A YEAR
two of those we already knew. Couldn´t you give us a clue about meridith? I can´t wait to be able to read elysian code! i always wanted to know how to! I CAN´T WAIT TO READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAHHHHH WHY CAN'T IT BE JULY ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
i cant whate!!!!!!!!!! <(^_^)> im looking fowared to iearing how to read and wright the vampier code!!!! :)=
i mean learing!! my keybord is messed up :[
I can't wait to read this when it comes out! I love this series! :D
i baought the book on june 13 at boarders so its allready out in hard cover its really wierd that hwr sight ses july 3 but i allready baought it
Umm yeah. i already hav the book. i just found this site but it came out June 9th. not July. its awesome just so u kno. oh and it is soo awesome writing Elysian Code. i taught myself. XD
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