What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
13 Comments:
Waaah! >_< *Not in Arizona*
UGH!!! i hate you!~~~@!@!@#@# well not really... i love you but why can you come to Florida and then come to te city called boca raton. and then go to the school DEHTMS
type that in google- DEHTMS
ok???
This is one of the sad times where I wish I wasn't living in Canada.
AAAH, those people sure are lucky. I hope you have a good time there.
&&, Auntie have you ever visited canada? [Cause I live there.]
you guys live in canada??? awesome!!! my friend from school is obsessed with canada!!!!
p.s. click on my name it's gir dancing!!! ^_^
Have fun Auntie! awww are you coming to new york anytime sooon? preferebly upstate new york? even better why dont u come to minisink school? its the school where we are. i've only been inside there a few times but i took soccer there and am doing soccer there this year again and its only five miles away. or somewhere upstate?
luv AVL
***less then ten miles away from where i live
luv AVL
Oh well. Have fun Auntie Heather. and you Arizona minions are so lucky!
luv AVL
Alexis: Yeah, I live in Canada. =D And I clicked on your link, LOL thats a funny pic.
Canada rules, but I want Auntie Heather to come and visit. That would've been cool. If you're considering a trip to Canada, Auntie Heather come to Ontario!
Hmph. I dont like bieng on this side of the country. *sniffle* Can't you come to Virginia? Perhaps Fredericksburg? We have the world's best ice cream there...
Even better, perhaps Walker-Grant middle school? Whtever you do, DON'T co to Chancellor middle. You may not emerge with your sanity... anyways attatched to my name is a map. Pweese?
ha i was in st louis wen u were gone... darn lol
lol u shud come to franklin pennsylvania.....
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