What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
16 Comments:
whos the dude on the cover of tenth grade bleeds.... hes hot.... lol... write me who he is my email address is mrsshlms@yahoo.com...
Oooooh congrats auntie heather, are you still living in st. louis?
feeling AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! can be a bit weird, and scary, and happy, which of the three are you feeling, auntie? or is it all three? lol. I'm feeling a bit AAHHH! myself, though its not so many a's or h's lol. my birthday is in eighteen days and my mom is teasing me about it so i'm a bit hyped.
luv AVL
Whee~ Moving can be fun if it's not overly done. :)= Anyway, Auntie, want a kitten? XD We found out this stray cat we adopted had 5 kittens and we're trying to find homes for them. They're adorable! ^^
auntie makes me curious y u move so much?
I say you should forget the house and keep the cardboard castle XD
Congrats Auntie Heather! I've never moved before. I've always lived in my house ever since I was a baby. Cardboard castles rule!
Congrats Auntie heather on moving in!
I moved into a new house a while ago. [4 years ago]. It's actually fun. Why did you decide to move?
hey heather! My name is Abby, and i love your books!!! I totally devouered them! I read eighth grade bites one day, and ninth grade slays the next, lol. I can't wait until the release of tenth grade bleeds!!!!! :)
hey!!!!
i have this bookfair at my school that ended like last week i think and all the vladimir tod books were sold out!!
today i saw 25 people holding the book in their hands and they were laughing and tlaking about it in the hallways(in a good way i know this because i am a good easedropper) and i love that this is happening! i can tbeilive this!! you will beome a best seller in no time! i know it. and and in no time after you do, i hope you read my book that i will finish this year! and i am only 12! i will send it to the publishers to get it published! they will love it. when it comes out, i want you to read it!
bye
best of luck with your boxes wonderland
hhaha
auntie heather in wonderland
comming out this summer!
Bummer...I was seriously considering hitting the IL release party as I'll be in Indiana (that's right "next door" to IL) in mid July. I'll be anxiously awaiting the new date to see where on my Great Midwest Road Trip '09 I'll be when it occurs!
yay!! you're back!! Man I can;t wait for the release of tenth grade bleeds, It's so exciting!!! :)=
I CANNOT wait for Tenth Grade Bleeds and Eleventh Grade Burns to come out!!!!!! I read Eighth Grade Bites in 1 day and then, the next day, read NGS in 2!!! Can't wait to catch up with Vlad. I'll just be up to my vampire ways 'till then...
Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.
OndrejPavelecLuvrFan#1
Who won the contest auntie? I know I didnt 'cause I didnt get to enter lol.
luv AVL
Hey! I love your books i just have one question: Does Vlad wear boxers or tighty whities? To me he seems like the kind of guy to wear tighty whities... just wondering.
Erm, who won the contest? You haven't been online, and the contest is still up, even though it's over... I entered and I really wanna know who won! :P
i just bout ur new book to day asomness!!!
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