What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
8 Comments:
Awwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That pic is sooooo CUTE!!!!!! :D
That's cool how you are going to Texas. But when are you coming to Arizona?????????
Plus when are you going to reveal that is behind the door? I really, really need to know!!!!! If I do not find out I will die!!! Just kidding. XD
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (OVEREXCITEMENT, I KNOW, BUT... I CANT HELP IT!!!!) yay! you can finally come to texas! i cant wait even if it is in october, itll be something to look forward to while i go to boring ole summer school to get ahead ugghh. iand i thought i would be rid of school on june 4th finally(grrrr) but this is too awesome to stay mad about somthing else so i rejoice that you some to texas even if it is(to me)a few months away!!! YOU'RE STILL COMING!!!!!!
crazyrocker: June 3rd! Silly ;)
Okay, Minion. Auntie Heather totally understands. So, if you want me to visit your town, here's what you've gotta do.
1. Go to your local librarian (preferably convince your friends to go as well).
2. Tell the librarian that you desperately want me to come there for an appearance.
3. Ask him/her to please contact me (heather@heatherbrewer.com) for more information.
No promises that it will work out, but with any luck...
aejuhasz: YAY!!! We get to hang out!
Wow, all the way to Texas? I bet that's as far West as Vlad has ever been, am I right? Now we just have to get the boy (and your bling and cookies) down South, roundabout central Florida to be exact!
You know where to reach me, Sherrie! ;)
hey auntie! check out my url! it's a minion kitteh!
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hey auntie come to pa sometime i wud love to hang out with u....franklin pa to be exact......sounds fun acually say hi to texas for me
YAY I'm so excited you are coming to Texas!!!!!
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