What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
16 Comments:
hi auntie!
I was wondering if you were ever going to come to Boston/Massachusetts... cause I really want to go to a book signing or something but they are always so far away :(
Yours in Eternity
I have no immediate plans, but I will put it on my wish list!
Auntie, it would be great if you could come to Louisiana as well. They have a great B&N in Metairie on Veterans. I'd love to get a booked sign and meet the author! I have a signed book by Christhopher Rice but it was just on sale at B&N. :(
Believe me, hon, Louisiana is on my list too! I (heart) New Orleans.
thanks Auntie!
I just made a blog, come see it some time, I'll be posting all kinds of stuff about Vampire books, whenever I have free time and am not reading.
It's called Crimson Liquid
:)=
Oooh, nice name! :)=
lol thts too far away for me to get too......=[
Man! So unfair! I'll be in the car right after school tomorrow (at like 3:00PM New Hampshire time XD) for 4 or more hours till we get to Mass. around the Boston area. Is there anyway we can listen to this later? I'd really love to hear it!
You need to come up to New Hampshire!
I'd love to see you and get my books signed!
Hmmm...it might be available as a podcast later on. I'll let you know if they do.
For those of you who can't be there Saturday, do your best to spread the Vlad love, and I'm so sorry I won't see you.
:(
Hey Auntie Heather, will you ever come to Canada, because no one cool ever comes to Canada, and if you did, that would make, like, my life :)
and if you do, will you ever come to the west half. because if anyone ever comes to canada they always stay in Ontario.
-Shawn
hey auntie
I made my first post! :)=
NGS was awesome!
Yours in Eternity
hey auntie!
check out my blog!
http://crimsonliquid.blogspot.com/
Yours In Eternity
hi auntie!
what is the cool font that u use on your website and in the books?
it's so cool!
Yours in Eternity
*sigh*
nobody is visiting my blog :(=
Thanks Heather!
I was at Borders when I went to Mass. to visit my Godmother and such and I saw 2 Eighth Grade Bites soft cover there! They are beautiful! I was so tempted to take a picture! I did move it out so the cover was showing, I hope someone buys them! I got Wake and some other good books/mangas there. I <3 Borders!
Hey Heather.
I just LOVE the Vlad series.
To me, it totally pwns twilight.
And I love twilight. xD
anyways, I really want to meet you.
I don't know if you already went to Florida...but i was hoping you'd come to Palm Harbor and visit a books a million or barnes and nobles. :]
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