What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
12 Comments:
:( The books haven't come to my B&N yet. T_T As soon as it does though, I'm gonna get it. (: I hope you get to come to Louisiana some time Auntie! I know you have quite a bit of fans down here. ;)
I haven't gotten it yet, I'm buying one for my younger sister's birthday on Saturday (Yep, I'm workin gdown the line and creating a new horde of vlad lovers :p)
In honor of the new book, maybe there should be new blue vampire smilies, after the book's got some publicity and stuff.
What do you think Aunt Heather? Have fun at B&N, wish I could be there. -Gabrielle
I can't believe it! My Godmother told me last night she bought Ninth Grade Slays already!!! I was thinking I wouldn't get it for a while since she's coming up this Thur. but now I'll get it then! I'm so so so excited!!!
I also watched the trailer for Ninth Grade Slays...I think I like the first one better.
I did go to my local library and tell her to by Eighth Grade Bites and gave her the link to your site. She always asks me what books to get so I really hope she'll get it!
I'm just way to excited!!!
*clings to Vlad*
yeah Auntie i can't wait to read it!!!!
hey, i just picked up ur books at borders..., and i was wondering how many books there will be in the series/whats next after 9th grade
Yours in eternity
CD: Don't worry--I'll make it down there eventually!
Gabrielle: I have a few blue smiley t-shirts left, actually, and Minion Bling (but I'm behind on shipping--bad Auntie). Yay, furthering the horde!
Froze8: EEEEE!!! I can't wait for you to read it! My husband prefers the first one too, so you're not alone. Me, I like both. *shrug*
Rachel: Me too! I mean...I can't wait for you to read it. :) *dances with you*
Anonymous: Welcome to my Minion Horde! So far I have five books planned for the series. The next book (after 9th) is called TENTH GRADE BLEEDS. :)=
k i changed my name,not anonymous ne more; I cant wait for all of the books,i also hope you come to to Fairfield borders :)=
Yours in Eternity
So happy! I've been in a Vlad mood all day!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(just finished 9th grade slays...actually 15 seconds ago)JOSS MUST DIE i dont care how...scratch that i want a silver lined stake through his heart see how he likes it...YOU NEED TO KILL HIM SOON AUNTIE please :)=
Yours in Eternity
*is still dancing* lol only one more day yeah tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ne one know when TGB is guna be out?
Yours in Eternity
I have to agree on pg 258 being my fav page, I mean really who doesn't like a little blood and gore and dieing in a book. In my stories the main character always dies
XD
Don't do that with Vlad though!
....
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Or at least not until the last book...
YEA FOR KILLING OFF MAIN CHARACTERS!
Yours in Eternity
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