What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
13 Comments:
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Yours in Eternity
19, I'd be very evil though and it'd have to be only if they where you know not real 5 year olds XD
I shall keep watch of your blog and site Heather! Woe be they day a slayer gets into here!
Haha. I'm same as you Auntie, 15. I really don't think I could take that many though. If they were maybe robots or zombie 5-year-olds, then I could beat about that many. (:
Pwned!
24 XD=
I need to learn how to fight fair, not cheat at board games stop killing Sims just to watch them die and of course stop biting everything that is chew able (which include my trumpet mouthpiece my arms my foot and anything thats not live near my month most of the time) .
lol i want both a zip up hoodie and the blue shirt, ill wear it like vlad does lol zip up open blue shirt showing :)=
Yours in Eternity
Every time I see that quiz, I get tickled. Who thought of it? It's funny in any case, though. :*)
Cool. I can take 20 5-year-olds. Usually when I take that quiz, I'm asked to sign up for something, but not this time. I will have to post this next month some time. Hehehe. Thanks for the good link, Auntie Heather.
i almost forgot auntie, when u get back is it possible to release a codex, or the actual Elysian code i would love to learn how to read a vampire language :)=
Yours in Eternity
In a massive vampire vs. vampire fight who would win........ (a)Darren Shan,Vampire Prince or (b) Vladimir Tod, the Pravus
Yours in Eternity
wow Auntie 15??? lol tomorrow is when it comes out yeah*dances* yeah i cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait! AAAHH! To anybody who already has it I am WAY jealous!
HAHAHAHAHA...
34.
I'm evil, though.
I WIN!!!!!
39!!!!
XD
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