What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
14 Comments:
THAT'S AN ENTIRE YEAR FROM NOW!!! That's the summer before I go into tenth grade, so now I'll know what to expect . That was an AWESOME video! And Jacob is a really really cool name :)=
AAGGGHHHH I CANT WAIT THAT LONG!!!! oh well, i guess i'll have too., awesome video Jacob. I LOVE THAT SONG (and that band). MCR rocks!!!
-Shawn
Awesome video jacob!
well, i guess i can find other books to read untill Tenth Grade Bleeds comes out.
that vid was pretty good. funny too! :D
-Rachael (aka: crazyrocker621)
Well I'll be in tenth grade next year so Vlad will be my age XD awesome
Nuuuuu, I don't want to be concidered a senior by the time I read about Vlad in my current grade! D: Well, at least I'll have gone through a lot of his school issues already haha.
Great song choice for the vid Jacob 8D
Damn so long. Ill be going into 10th when that comes out. watever well worth the wait
Hey, a year is nothing for a book after waiting each new book of Keys to The Kingdom by Garth Nix. A book a year is pretty typical actually ^_^ So what I'm saying is, I don't mind! ^_^
just as rainbow27 said, that's the summer before i go into tenth grade. i can't wait for the book.. i'm sure it'll be way more than worth the wait. [i only wish vlad went to my school.]
nice video XD
lol cant wait ferr the neww book,
- Jacob
OMG!! i cant wait that long!!!! but i guess i'll have 2 though. :( by the way, cool vid Jacob! 8D
noooooo i can't wait the long. i will be a senior in high school and vlad will only be in tenth
Ahh!!!! Noooo!!!! That long???? >.< Kinda ironic though cause that's the summer before my friends (who also love the series XP) also go to 10th grade!
DUDE!!!!!! OMG, Vladimir Tod kicks Twilight's ass hard!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, I LOVE VLAD!!!! KEEP WRITING! <3
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