What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
7 Comments:
*does happy dance for Heather*
Don't worry about Neil Gaiman... I can take him down if he starts something :)
Just calm down about the conference. At least you aren't presenting there, or even meeting with an agent (yikes!).
All you have to so is show up and be your usual cute-adorable-sweet-goth-vampire-chick self and you'll be loved by everyone.
Beside, you have Jax and Ewoh there for support, although I can't guarantee the E will not be in complete breakdown :)
You are awesome and wonderful and amazing and GETTING PUBLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember the mantra: ease and grace, ease and grace, breathe in, breathe out...
Awwwww, you are such a sweetie! I'm going to print this out and reread it on the plane :)
ROFL
OK, you do that. Read it as many times as you need.
I'm still working on the Disneyland connection for you... I have not forgotten.
I would like to say, after reading your blogger from the beginning, you gave me the energy to jump-start and finish my young adult (paranormal - ghost) WIP. I've been jotting down some dialogues, plots and a bit of research in this old crappy journal for the past two years. So tonight, I'll start by outlining.
Can't wait to read your book.
Again, you rawk, Ewoh! :-*
India, that's wonderful! Stick with it--the most important thing you can do to become published is to never, ever give up! And please, keep me informed. I LOVE YA paranormal. :)
That's awesome, Heather! I wish I was going to the conference and could meet up with you guys. My conference allocation is for the RWA National one at the end of the month in Atlanta. I except to hear great things from you guys!!!
Lord, I have to get ready to pitch to Ellora's Cave. Ack.
Keeping my fingers crossed for you, Sybir! And have fun in Atlanta! :)=
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