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Friday, June 30, 2006

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

"When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white pinstripes-whoa-everything goes according to plan."
~There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet, Panic! at the Disco

My Critique Partner never fails to amaze me. She read Ninth Grade Sucks in a day (is that a good sign? I'm hoping it is, thinking it is, but let's not get ahead of ourselves just yet) and got back to me with some incredible feedback--all of it so dead-on and exactly what Vlad needs. Brilliant, I'm telling you. If I get nothing else out of my writing career, at least I get the pleasure of meeting some really wonderful people. And for that, I'm truly grateful.

So I'm working in her suggestions right now and paying careful attention to the questions she asked. My all-important readers should be reading NGS over the weekend--I hope they enjoy it. And my fabulous agent is on vacation for a week (Yay, Michael!), so when he gets back I'll be sending him the newly-revised-and-looking-fantastic manuscript.

Meanwhile, more requests for Minion Bling have come in (if you want some--yes, you--just email me). I'm beginning to think I might have a handle on what all you minions like. The next group of buttons will have a variety of sayings on them, such as: Eighth Grade Bites, Vampires Suck, Drudge, and Creature of the Night. The last two phrases will be better appreciated once you've read the book.

And you will. And you'll love it.

(I hope, anyway)

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What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'

"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding, sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale, New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part 'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM

"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB

"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark, biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES

"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure. Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES

"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern, it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH

"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE VAMPIRE

"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH