What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
29 Comments:
Heather:
Part of being a writer is being a somewhat useless repository of trivia. I am a "ringer" in any trivia match because I have so much CRAP stored in my brain because you never damn well know when you'll need that tidbit for a book. Congrats for remembering! :-)
E
*grin* Ah yes, I'm a big fan of useless knowledge too. You never know when you'll need it!
...ummm... if it is so useless, then you would never need it right?
I like to think of myself as a repository of interesting information :D
I refuse to limit myself to the confines of your descriptive abilities, Ewoh. In other words...PPPLLLPLLTTT!!!!! :P
I'm feeling totally mature today. :D
Well, Ewoh, I have yet to be able to figure out a way to utilize the techniques of COW JUDGING in a book. (When I was a book editor, the first book I worked on was an academic book by the head of Cornell's animal husbandry college . . . thus I can judge a good Jersey cow from a mediocre one.) So Ewoh . . . useless MAY be applicable for some of the crap stored in my brain. Book editors know a little bit about a LOT of topics. I once worked with the head of Sweden's recycling department who told me all about fish that eat CRAP (and paper and assorted other items) as a form of recycling. Again . . . not sure when or how I would ever use it. But yes, I could go on . . . and on . . . and pathetically on.
I can tell :P
Nothing wrong with that.
Fish that eat crap and cow judging abilities...ah, the glamorous life of a writer. ;)
It's the revisions, Ewoh. Brings out the junior high kid in me.
That's not useless... you just haven't hit on the right vehicle to push it out :D
And here I'm storing random information about dragon breeding cycles...I wonder how closely that's related to cow husbandry???
Well, Sybir, cows=dragon snacks, so...
Ewoh, you're the eternal optimist ;)
LOL, charbroiled cow = dragon snacks ;) At least, that's the way it's working today. I swear... I'm gonna set my dragons down with some vamps just to see how the evening goes!
hmmm... undead dragons.... hmmm...
((Jackie pokes her head up)) Did someone say dragons?
Aren't they already pretty much immortal anyway??? ;)
I guess that would depend on the story... and how immortality is defined.
Do vampires have pets? Are they of the undead variety as well?
If a dragon could be turned into a vampire, should it?
It sounds like we have the makings for a really fun Fantasy novel here... anyone for a collaborative work???
I run off for a few hours and come back to vampyric dragons?? Gawd, I love you, minions! *kish*
Hmm, I think I see a cameo in each next book from your minions!!!! *goes off to plot vampyric dragons*
Heather, you named us, now we are yours. Let's see where we can take this huh? Sounds like fun to me.
We could each do a short story on the topic from our own point of view. See how we all create differently. Now that would be fun.
Heather, Jackie, Erica, Sybir and myself. That's 5 chapters. Anyone else interested?
Come on fellow minions, speak up. What color is your dragon?
I'd think that would be obvious. Blood red. *g*
Silver, always silver ;) And you know, I already started with mine. She's a little bitchy at the moment :D
My dragon's a royal blue. But it's currently stabled in Famine's stall over at the Four Horsemen. Technically, he belongs to Famine. He's a bit busy at the moment -- the Apocalypse has been scheduled to occur in four books' time, so he's stocking up on charred human bones to save for the trip. He hates to eat and run...
Mine is a black dragon... and his attitude is like mine, but without coffee... you just don't want to deal with that.
And yes, he is a vampyre dragon.
Oh the stories I'm going to tell :)
My dragon is a deep green. He's owned by a Czar.
E
My dragon is lavender and has the ability to bilocate.
Hey, Heather, my favorite sources for research questions are the Ask a Librarian service at New York Public Library and the Ask Us service at Minneapolis Public Library. Just e-mail the question and a detailed and documented response usually arrives within three days. They are fantastic!
C.
What a rainbow of dragons we have! :)
C, thanks so much! I know I'll utilize their services.
Ooh, I'll store that tidbit of information for my research too! Thank you C (whoever you are!!!).
I'd say we have a great group of dragons springing forth and ready to take over the creative worlds! Can't wait to see them all!!!!
Huh. Well, I got the 45 day mark from my hubby, who'd just finished donating and had asked a Red Cross volunteer. But it's possible they were misinformed.
That's good to know. ;)
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