What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
12 Comments:
Everything looks fine now.
Don't even worry about it. That's the kind of thing even some professionals can do by mistake.
Really, it is all oh-kay now.
Go back to your regularly scheduled writing and editing :D
Suuuure, it looks okay NOW (I think...pretty sure I'm missing some linkage), but earlier...hoo-boy!
Of course, now I still wish I had a cool template.
Well, you could always copy the template you have to your computer, open it in any number of web-site creator/editor appications and then just go to town on it.
Playing around won't cost you anything but time. You might even come up with something you like.
Speaking of templates and sites... when is your new site going to be up?
AND... when are you posting the cover art your publisher sent?
I may do just that--or...I may wait until my new website launches, then try to match it. The new site goes under construction July 1st, but no worries! That baby should be up by Halloween. :)
Cover art? Oh no, I got a glimpse at cover copy--you know, the stuff they put on the back of the book? So, when my amazing editor gives me the final cover copy and a thumbs up, I'll let you all see. See? :)
Si!
I see :D
But not yet... maybe soon? :D
Passing out Minion buttons for you as I meet people who are interested... and yes, that does mean I talk your book up every chance I get... yours and Jackie's.
Just doing my minion best :) Jackie needs a name for her loyal followers now :)
I loved the Hellions suggestion! =:)
Jackie's book is going to kick serious bootay.
And you rawk outloud, Ewoh!
:D
Speaking of rwaking... I just got a new seymor duncan acoustic pickup that fits in the soundhole on my acoustic guitars... now I can start playing with garage band on my Mac :) Wheeeeeee... yet another activity to keep me from writing.
I'll go with 'Hellion" and "Minion"... they both work for me.
Squee!!! We're Hellions! :D
Dude, speaking of guitars...you MUST play Guitar Hero for the PS2. It RAWKS!
ROFL... OK, but who's going to buy me a PS2? That is SOOOOOOOO not in my budget :D
Tell you what. I sell my manuscript and I'll buy one with the nice hefty advance.
Every writer needs a PS2. It's prime procrastination in a box. :)
For even more fun, check out the XBox 360s...which I'll hopefully be moving up to soon. (one can dare to dream)
((Jackie raises her head out of the sand))
If I had a PS2, I'd never get anything done...
((Jackie ducks back out, gunning to finish her draft))
Oh, but is soooo much FUN! hehehe :)
Get to work, girly! I should too...ninth grade won't happen without me.
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