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Friday, June 02, 2006

Minions in the Hizzouse!

(Wow. I'm not sure exactly where this gangsta-speak is coming from, but I promise to stop soon...well, except for 'Minion Bling'--that one's gotta stay.)

You, my minions, totally ROCK. Seriously. I had no idea how much minion love would pour in and I greatly appreciate every word. I mailed many buttons out yesterday and will continue to do so until they're gone. (Special thanks to the Genius for offering to hook readers up with Minion Bling) If you're new to the blog, check out my offer on the right hand column. (Yes, FREE. How many times do I have to say it?)

In other news, I'm hard at work revising Ninth Grade Sucks. And though it's still in that relatively crappy phase, I surprised myself yesterday by actually becoming so absorbed in the story that I'd forgotten for a moment what comes next. When I remembered, I felt like a HUGE dork. But hey, if I can engage myself...then I ought to be pretty good at engaging readers. (I hope, anyway)

Today will be filled with laundry, Attack of the Death Machine (ie, a half hour on the elliptical in my basement), and lots and lots of writing. If I don't perish from the embrassment of having such an uneventful life (I refuse to use the word 'dull'), then I'll also be mailing out more Minion Bling. Any takers?

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Save a button for me, darling -- I'll IM you my address.

Patti (Faery Lady & Heather's Minion) xx

4:27 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Will do, Patti! *kish*

I'll do another shipment on Monday, so get those requests in, minions!

4:31 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

The buttons totally kick tushy. :-)

7:40 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Thanks, Jax! Everybody, if you want to see an example of the minion buttons, go to Jackie's blog. :)

8:11 AM  

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