What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
17 Comments:
Awww sweetie, no offense taken. I was actually moved that you mentioned me by name in your blog.
I'll keep my fingers crossed for Looking Glass to sell with the partial and outline.
You are so incredible and wonderful and talented. I would love to know who you admire as a writer, and why.
For me, it's Neil Gaiman - he is just so brilliant and entertaining. I can read one of his books, and as soon as I am done, start over again. I also love to read Wiliam Gibson because of his ability to weave technology into a story without making it into a technical manual. In the realm of fantasy I love to read Marion Zimmer Bradley, Anne McCaffrey and C. J. Cherryh. There are others, but my favorite stories were written by them.
I still love reading Bradbury, Heinlein, Niven, Poul Anderson, Moorcock and others.
I'm quite sure I have left many of my favorites out, but that's a good start.
You are SO sweet!
And Neil Gaiman is a GOD, hands down.
For adult fiction, I like: Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Anne Rice's earlier works, Poppy Z. Brite, Ray Bradbury, Christopher Moore, Shakespeare (of course), Alexandre Dumas, Oscar Wilde...I know there are more, but these are my faves. I used to read a lot of fantasy, but horror will always be my first love.
And I can't even count all the children's authors I adore. :)
Ray Bradbury - we just had a discussion about him. Hands down, all the students in my fun little club agreed with me on him being one of the best writers.
"...Shakespeare (of course), Alexandre Dumas, Oscar Wilde..." see, I knew I was forgetting folks :)
I was just trying to keep it in the SF/F realm. Don't even get me started on classical literature and poetry... that could take hours.
I just remembered a book that I have read so many times that it is actually starting to fall apart: The Masters of Solitude by Marvin Kaye and Parke Godwin. I'm thinking I need to dig this one out again and give it another run (wheeee!).
What I love about Bradbury is that he takes chances and goes places most people don't dare. A master, for sure.
It always makes me worry when my favorites start falling apart...some of them can be pretty hard to find. Others, like CATCHER IN THE RYE, will be around forever.
OK, just for you dear... a goth video of dominoes falling in a dungeon. Well, for Vlad too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyHiIeBsc9E
That was excellent :) Thank you.
Michael Cunningham is my hero. I'm tempted to highlight paragraphs in his books for their beauty, emotion and visual impact. My favorite is A HOME AT THE END OF THE WORLD.
A newer discovery, although he's been around for years, is Mark Doty. I just completed HEAVEN'S COAST: A MEMOIR. Sigh!
Christopher
Man, there are so many authors I wish I could write like. I'll be reading a story and suddenly something will hit me, almost like a physical sensation -- my God, this is f****** brilliant! And for that moment, I'm completely awed: I'll never write like that, it's too good, it almost hurts, that's how strong the writing is. Then I pull myself out of it and finish reading.
My most recent moment like this was reading Chris Moore's A DIRTY JOB. Oh. My. God. Brilliance.
You know what? It's okay to have that moment of jealousy/envy (I'm really not clear on the diff here). Because lemme tell you, other authors have it too. I bet your crit partner is totally enthralled by Vlad and Dillon. That's what makes crit partners so damn helpful -- they come to look at your characters, your story, your very writing, in ways that you yourself probably can't see. The whole "I'm too close to this" thing.
Envy? Not such a deadly sin, in my opinion.
*makes a list of the authors listed here* Must...read...more!
But no one here has answered my question. Who does Stephen King Envy? ;)
Hmmm. I don't remember if he answered that question in ON WRITING. I recall a Q&A section on his website. Any answer there?
C.
I don't remember anything like that mentioned in ON WRITING either (which should be required reading for all writers). I'll do some poking around...it'd be interesting to know.
after viewing the domino video (i know it wasn't for me, but Heather ALWAYS shares!), one has to wonder: how does one end up finding a video such as that? ;)
I think it's safe to say that Brian was procrastinating...BIG TIME. ;)
Waitadarnsecond! I don't ALWAYS share. I'm actually quite selfish.
MINE! Uhh...you know, when you're done with it.
... bbbut, bbut... I was researching... yeah, that's it, researching.
Actually, I was playing hookey again between work things and found it posted on boing boing (http://www.boingboing.net/).
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