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Monday, May 22, 2006

Holy Crap, I'm A Professional!!!

Loyal minions, in my hand I'm currently holding the largest check that I have ever had the great fortune of holding. Plus, it's made out to ME! In short, Auntie Heather just got her first ever check for something she's written. More specifically, Vlad just got a chunk of change simply for existing.

Now, many of you will shrug and say "cool, whatever", but you don't realize what an enormous deal this is in my family. My family is very blue collar, do-something-sensible-and-keep-your-head-out-of-the-clouds. And while my family is comprised of some very creative souls, the arts aren't what bring the big bucks in. My earning a living through writing...well, it's huge. It shows them that it's okay to keep your head in the clouds, that dreams really do come true (and can be fruitful).

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go buy something coffin-shaped...

19 Comments:

Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

I'm so happy for you I'm dancing!

*does happy dance for Heather*

Make sure you save some of the money for promotions and touring :)

That is so completely off the cool scale. Will you still be my friend when you are completely rich and famous?

12:50 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Oh heck yes! You're one of my favorite minions, Ewoh :)

Promotional stuff is budgeted accordingly. No worries there! (As a side note, my new website will debut in, I think, October. WOOT!)

12:59 PM  
Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

I soooo need to work on a website for me. Right now all I have is my blogs for a web page. Not exactly the best thing.

But I need to be writing more than I need to work on a web site.

Congrats again. I'm so damn happy for you.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my Goddess! How wonderful, Heather! See what a great story, hard work and correct spelling will accomplish? Yay! Yay! Yay!

Love,
C.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

*SQUEE!* You guys are the best! Many kishes all around! :)

1:54 PM  
Blogger Kim / POWER OF RUN said...

YEA!! Congrats. That is HUGE. I hope my family gets to learn the same lesson soon :-)

2:50 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Me too, Kim! Fingers crossed for you!

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay! We're all so proud of you!

Rach

5:13 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Thanks, Rachael!

5:32 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

HUZZAH, HEATHER!!!

5:42 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

*kishes for Jackie* :)

6:16 PM  
Blogger Sal said...

hey CONGRATULATIONS

4:10 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Thanks, Sal!

5:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heather - put that entire check away for publicity!!! Do not buy yourself anything fun - you need to invest that, girl!

6:51 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

A chunk of it will be invested, doll. (I've got a spiffy budget to which I'm sticking, believe you me) But bills need to be paid, some self-rewarding needs to be done, and all those zeros can accomodate. :)

6:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree -- you need to treat yourself, even if it's only something wee...

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :)


Faery Lady xx

8:13 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Especially if it's something that makes you say "Wheee". :)

Life post-military has been a series of scrapes. It's nice to finally have dual incomes and be able to catch up on the bills.

Besides, the last time I bought new clothes was about six months ago and before that? Oh, about two years. It's spoil-me time. :)

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As one of those "creative souls" in the blue-collar family - I salute you!!! Stick it to the man, Heather!

Love ya,
Dawn

9:50 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Consider it stuck. :)

Love you too! *kish kish*

9:57 AM  

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