What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
19 Comments:
I'm so happy for you I'm dancing!
*does happy dance for Heather*
Make sure you save some of the money for promotions and touring :)
That is so completely off the cool scale. Will you still be my friend when you are completely rich and famous?
Oh heck yes! You're one of my favorite minions, Ewoh :)
Promotional stuff is budgeted accordingly. No worries there! (As a side note, my new website will debut in, I think, October. WOOT!)
I soooo need to work on a website for me. Right now all I have is my blogs for a web page. Not exactly the best thing.
But I need to be writing more than I need to work on a web site.
Congrats again. I'm so damn happy for you.
Oh my Goddess! How wonderful, Heather! See what a great story, hard work and correct spelling will accomplish? Yay! Yay! Yay!
Love,
C.
*SQUEE!* You guys are the best! Many kishes all around! :)
YEA!! Congrats. That is HUGE. I hope my family gets to learn the same lesson soon :-)
Me too, Kim! Fingers crossed for you!
Yay! We're all so proud of you!
Rach
Thanks, Rachael!
HUZZAH, HEATHER!!!
*kishes for Jackie* :)
hey CONGRATULATIONS
Thanks, Sal!
Heather - put that entire check away for publicity!!! Do not buy yourself anything fun - you need to invest that, girl!
A chunk of it will be invested, doll. (I've got a spiffy budget to which I'm sticking, believe you me) But bills need to be paid, some self-rewarding needs to be done, and all those zeros can accomodate. :)
I agree -- you need to treat yourself, even if it's only something wee...
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :)
Faery Lady xx
Especially if it's something that makes you say "Wheee". :)
Life post-military has been a series of scrapes. It's nice to finally have dual incomes and be able to catch up on the bills.
Besides, the last time I bought new clothes was about six months ago and before that? Oh, about two years. It's spoil-me time. :)
As one of those "creative souls" in the blue-collar family - I salute you!!! Stick it to the man, Heather!
Love ya,
Dawn
Consider it stuck. :)
Love you too! *kish kish*
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