What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
Pretty cool, huh? (Click on it to get a better view) And yes, that's my ISBN number (yay!) and yes, that's my public contact info. But my favorite part, next to the cool book stuff (of course), has to be the bat. He rawks! I'm tempted to name him, but shall resist for now.
Pretty cool, huh? (Click on it to get a better view) And yes, that's my ISBN number (yay!) and yes, that's my public contact info. But my favorite part, next to the cool book stuff (of course), has to be the bat. He rawks! I'm tempted to name him, but shall resist for now.
15 Comments:
WOOT! This is AWESOME!
And sweetie, you've GOT to name the bat Igor.
OMG, totally! He's SO Igor! :)
coolness... love the card and the bat.
you should get some blurbs printed on the backs of the cards :)
Ah, but then I'd have to choose which and shorten them A LOT! ;)
Life is sooo damn tough for you isn't it? :D
It was tough. It's getting better. ;)
Greg, I just got it. And I'm slowly realizing how very different the publishing process is for everyone. Hang in there!
Greg, you can join me in the Where the Bleep Is My ISBN crowd...
Oooh! "Her Royal Jackieness"! Me like! :-*
What happens when someone calls your phone number?
They go to my voice mail and if they leave a message, I may call back. Why do you ask, oh anonymous stalker?
Oops! I *did* mean to leave my name, Oh Great One. I'm not all that anonymous. :)
I asked because some authors run from telephone interaction like vampires avoid sun. I wondered if you were one of them.
XO,
C.
C, of all my stalkers, you're my favorite :-*
* Smooch! *
C.
It's a week for new business cards! I just did the same thing too. LOL. Glad Rogue sent me in your direction. Love the blog and can't wait to see the book!
Stacia aka "sybir"
*gasp!* Where is it, Stacia, I wanna seeeeee!!!
Note to self: send Ewoh another bribery check for directing more people to my blog. :)
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