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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Little Known Fact About The Undead

The thing about the undead is that they're incredibly stubborn. You don't hear that much, but I'm telling you, Vlad couldn't get more stubborn if I were trying to drag him out into the noon sun without any SPF on his sensitive skin. But at least he knows what he wants. He wants his story told...and told right.

Yesterday I backtracked some to correct errors I'd had in the fifth and sixth chapters of Ninth Grade Sucks. It was totally worth a detour and Vlad seemed satisfied when I stopped for the night. We'll see what happens today. You know, after I get some caffeine and he gets some O Positive.

Man, we are such night people.

Okay, back to work. You minions go do something productive. I mean, you can't very well hang around here all day, pining for my return, can you?

Wait a minute, can you? 'Cuz that would be super. :)

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, it's either waiting here or at my email - I'm pining for your return either way. :)

6:03 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Well, just so long as you're pining. ;)

6:12 AM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Saw this faboo tee shirt at Cafe Press that made me think of you, Heather:

I ONLY PUT BAD VAMPIRES IN THE SUN.

:-)

6:33 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Awwww, I love it! And it's true. I'm perfectly polite to the good ones. :)

6:35 AM  
Blogger Jackie said...

"Polite"? I think Vlad might have a different opinion... ((innocent smile))

6:39 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Well, polite in that not-sending-him-to-his-flamey-demise way ;)

6:58 AM  
Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

I always pine for your return.

In fact, I check this site regularly throughout the day.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Ewoh loves me.

I need a shirt that says that. :)

12:16 PM  
Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

I'll get out a marker and write it on a t-shirt for ya... in RED :D

12:36 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Ha! :D

12:46 PM  
Blogger Stacia D. Kelly said...

I am actually jealous of the idea of caffeine at this point. I'm taking my minion buttons and making my competition team sport them for you this weekend!

1:35 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Sybir! You RAWK, girly!

1:37 PM  
Blogger Stacia D. Kelly said...

*chucke* well, you're gonna have one great picture of half naked, buff people with your buttons ;) Sell it! LOL.

8:16 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

LOL! Now there's an interesting thought.

4:26 AM  

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